It's time for a round of "Lunduke says obvious things about himself because a few people like to make up things about him."

Lunduke is not now, and has never been, a Nazi.

Lunduke is a proud Jewish man.

Lunduke believes in freedom. Free speech and Free Software are my jam.

Lunduke believes in and lives by the ideals of Bill & Ted: Be excellent to each other.

Lunduke has been fighting for basic civil rights for ALL (incl. same sex marriage) since he became a grown-up in the 90s.

Lunduke likes you for who you are. Even if you don't like Lunduke.

Lunduke knows, apparently, how to write in the third person.

Show thread

Lunduke does not like masked, hooded mobs that beat people up.

Lunduke feels like this should not be a controversial opinion.

Older computers make Lunduke smile.

Lunduke likes smiling.

Lunduke thinks we should all feel comfortable speaking openly about who we are and what we believe -- without fear of being attacked.

Lunduke doesn't care who you are...
where you're from...
what you did...
as long as you love Lunduke.

Show thread

Lunduke believes that real men do their best to not swear around women or children.

Lunduke believes that real men do not hit women or children. Ever. Under any circumstances.

Lunduke recognizes that some will take issue with that stance — Lunduke thinks that is weird.

Show thread


Oh shit, wait... that was MARMADUKE. WE LOVE MARMADUKE.

@lunduke Hi ! Feeling a bit lonely here ! 😂 Remind me so much of the early internet love it

@lunduke I like Lunduke, and one of the reasons I do is that you REALLY remind me of David Tennant (British actor from Doctor Who mainly)

@naebulys @lunduke Now that you mention it, you never see Bryan Lunduke and David Tennant in the same room at the same time...

@gboyd42 @lunduke It seems rather obvious that the Tardis run on Linux anyway. But the Daleks are definitly using Windows 10 as they always loose. Not even getting started on the Cybermen, certainly running Vista.

@naebulys @gboyd42 @lunduke actually the cybermen run a proprietary shareware OS that they install on their victims. It has a lot of similarities to Vista tho.

@paulfree14 Yes, I met David Tennant in person once. Seemed like a nice enough chap. He even let me have a shot in his TARDIS. Stank a bit mind, could do with a good clean. And the toilet was blocked.

@gboyd42 I'm not shure if I understand what message you want to bring me by that?

@lunduke I really wish that we lived in a world where a person could have an opinion and not get removed from their job/college/school. I also wish that people could voice their opinion with out worrying about getting beaten up. I know I am going to get a lot of flak for this post but that is okay.

@lunduke btw not trying to be political... sorry if that post I just made had anything relating to politics, it is sort of hard to tell these days.

@lunduke Speaking of older computers, we pulled my dad's Osbourne I out to show my son's what portable computing used to look like. I actually managed to remember a few CP/M commands.

Unfortunately these days you need to deal with the politics or the politics deals with you.


Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.

- Isaac Asimov

dreggon agrees with @lunduke that this is a good song, but thinks that it is sad that people need to be told the other things.

dreggon has decided he dislikes his own toot's. They smell bad.

But that is dreggons own personal opinions.

@lunduke why are you using a 3rd person perspective?

@lunduke lunduke is smart

Lunduke likes pixel art

But most importantly

Lunduke has heart

One day I was in my parents farm with my young nephew helping to get up a bunch of cows. We had them all up except a couple, but as we got them headed the right direction, we saw the entire herd getting out again. I yelled, "Dadgumit" and my nephew looked at me and repeated "Dadgumit!"
I looked at him and said, You know, it's a good thing that I don't cuss.
He said, "yeah."

@jlcrawf Wouldn't that make "Dadgumit" a cuss? I mean what is the boundaries? I always considered a "cuss" a word used as or to evoke an emotional response instead of a rational. I worked with a lot of russians and they swore a lot, but sometimes would replace with a "nicer" version. So sometimes my kids hear me yell "BLIN" when some one cuts me off in traffic.

@lunduke that lunduke fella seems alright

party on dude

@lunduke I take issue with it. “Real man” is a really lame term along with “man up”, “man card” or any other gender-related judgements of a person. Why is it ok for men to hit other men? It’s not. “Real men” are generally dicks, and I never want to be one.

@gabek Never said it was ok/good for a man to hit other men.

Also... language.

@lunduke @gabek If you are not ok with men hitting other men, why did you single out women as if they are *especially* bad to hit? (I agree that children are though)

@gabek @lunduke I think you meant to say "generally have" instead of "are generally"

@lukedashjr Shrug. A real man doesn't hit a lady or a kid.

You can call it a fallacy if you want to... but I hold that it's true.

If I hear of a man hitting a kid (or a lady)? I think less of him. As a man.


Do real men not hit other men either or just women and children ?

@lunduke Real Men don't fall victim to the false notion that some words are somehow "bad".

Real Men don't try to tell other people what words they can or cannot use in public.

Real Men recognize that if it's okay to say "poop", it's okay to say "crap" and "shit" because Real Men are not hypocrites.


YisraelDov believes that real men don't need to swear around any one.

YisraelDov Believes that a slap on the wrist does less damage to a child than a "Time Out".

YisraelDov thinks that @lunduke is weird. YisraelDov likes weird.

YisraelDov thinks that people who talk about them selves in the 3rd person are much weirder.

@lunduke Those people who "fear being attacked", what are they saying, exactly? That you think is so important to be told?

@lunduke its good they call you a nazi it means you won only poeple with no arguments need to use nazi.

@jordan31 lol! Yes! Boggles my mind, but there are some people (a tiny handful, luckily) that are borderline obsessed with attacking me online. Day in, day out. And calling me a Nazi (or variations on that theme) seems to be their go-to line. ;)

@lunduke @jordan31
| there are some people (a tiny handful, luckily) that are borderline obsessed with attacking me online
That's something that happens when you are at least a tiny bit famous.

@Hyolobrika @lunduke don't have to be even a tiny bit famous. Just post something the internet doesn't like and bam! You're hated.

@lunduke All good. But smearing 20-year old privacy tech collectives for attention on youtube was a dick move that would make Bill and Ted sad.

@priryo @lunduke is it smearing if they not only condone but actively initiate violence?

@Notsonoble (@Notsonoble) @priryo @lunduke
Both of you, who was he smearing? and Notsonoble, what violence did they condone and initiate?

@lunduke Lunduke doesn't do push ups, Lunduke pushes the Earth down!

Oh, sorry, wrong thread.


I have often heard Lunduke say things that make me think he is a doofus. I have sometimes heard Lunduke say things that make me think he is an idiot.

I have never heard Lunduke say anything that makes me think he is a bigot, racist, classist, extremist, homophobe, misogynist, or other such "deplorable".

People can be dumb, offbase, mispoken, incorrect, or even a jackass - without being a "nazi". Let's not debase certain words to the point that they become meaningless.

Sign in to participate in the conversation
Librem Social

Librem Social is an opt-in public network. Messages are shared under Creative Commons BY-SA 4.0 license terms. Policy.

Stay safe. Please abide by our code of conduct.

(Source code)

image/svg+xml Librem Chat image/svg+xml