Sprocket @vanessakindell@librem.one

Mastodon's layout sucks. Why are Notifications and Getting Started not aligned right and Home set to span to fit?

Have you worshipped a Sumerian god today or are you a loser?

Meow

Facebook just flagged a clip from Mulan as "sexual content". This kind of nonsense is why you should never replace humans with AI ever for any reason and why centralization is idiotic.

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@gbryant https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/feb/09/internet-of-things-smart-devices-spying-surveillance-us-government?CMP=share_btn_fb&fbclid=IwAR1RPPRr_YUXnptKx2or74A_dSWWFBNqPFee8eOc3W_k14XxJyFTdD54wM8

@gbryant What are the minimal specs one could get away with running a Jellyfin server on do you think? Their website says nothing on the subject that I can seem to find.

@EdgarAllanFoe I'm gonna turn to a life of rhyme.

@Gargron one who's primary pastime is playing video games

@EdgarAllanFoe life is depressing enough without making up stories to make it more depressing.

@EdgarAllanFoe I've been avoiding it because I know it will be that way for me.

@EdgarAllanFoe that's adorable! I used to have a pet anole when I was in high school.

@SquidPresident@cryptids.online reminds of SCP

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@EdgarAllanFoe that's a strange way to spell disappointments

@bryceyoungquist @EdgarAllanFoe @jackdaw_ruiz

Wait I was using my Welcome to Night Vale Tarot...that explains a lot. I thought this was my Thoth deck. But the question is, what did I do with it?

@EdgarAllanFoe Ok lets try Runes instead...

What the fuck? I pulled out an acorn, a bottle cap and a shark's tooth...how the fuck did those get in my bag? I...where did all those baby teeth come form and is that a glass eye? WHAT HAPPENED TO MY RUNES!?! WHY IS THERE A RAVEN RAPPING AT MY CHAMBER DOOR AND SINGING EMINEM NO LESS!?

@EdgarAllanFoe @jackdaw_ruiz

Don't worry, I'm a tarot reader. Let me just get out my deck. The cards, the cards, the cards will see what your past, your present and your future will be.

Past: White Sand Ice Cream Shop
Present: Intern Dana
Future: Dana’s Grandfather’s Table

Hmm...that's not normal. Who is Dana and how did she get in my Tarot deck? These aren't cards in this deck. What have you done to the source code of the universe?