Also Named Bort 🇨🇦 @terryenglish@librem.one

@igeljaeger What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

You like the #emoji picker of #Mastodon?

Actually, I took it and made it available as an add-on, so you can use it in the whole #Firefox ! 😃

Check it out here:
https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/addon/awesome-emoji-picker/?src=external-mastodon

⚡️Establishing peer-to-peer connections with Jami -- part one of an in-depth explanation of how Jami uses OpenDHT to connect users.
Read it here 👇
https://jami.net/establishing-peer-to-peer-connections-with-jami/
#jami #p2p #OpenDHT #privacy

We're happy to declare a "1.0" for Librem Chat on iOS! https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/librem-chat/id1456162175

Source available and contributions welcome at https://source.puri.sm/liberty/chat/ios

#libremchat #ios

#humor #backdoor Defense in depth

here's an analysis:

1. your boss and landlord are richer than you because they use you for work and money, respectively, without doing anything productive
2. your boss wouldn't be richer than you if you got paid what your work was worth
3. your landlord wouldn't be richer than you if they weren't allowed to own land that someone else is living on
4. you don't need your boss because you and your coworkers do the real work
5. you don't need your landlord because they're a leech

Anybody who associates kindness with weakness is so demonstrably wrong that it's legitimate to cope with their bullshit by ignoring all their other opinions, which are probably also wrong.

Shabbat shalom, my friends!

Feeling like going easy for the Friday night dinner. Thinking pizza. Then maybe a movie with the kids and fall asleep on the couch. Sounds gloriously lazy.

Anyone else have appropriately lazy plans for kicking off this most excellent weekend?

the bad grammar enhances my my shitposts

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tbh Im sorta glad germans kinda know when or when not to take each other seriously. Americans lack this

I dont hate minorities. I hate modern society.

Stories like this one from @arstechnica are not unusual:
https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2019/06/google-confirms-2017-supply-chain-attack-that-sneaked-backdoor-on-android-devices/

That's why Purism takes the digital supply chain so seriously. Read about our efforts to protect the digital supply chain here:
https://puri.sm/posts/protecting-the-digital-supply-chain/

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I may not have a lot of friends, hobbies outside of the nerdsphere or any romantic relationships. But life is good

Here are the things you are allowed to be proud about:
- sexuality (something you didnt have to earn)
- being a shade of brown (something you were born with)
- having a full pokemon dex (something you earned)

Things you arent allowed to be proud about:
- everything else

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