m0xEE @m0xee@librem.one

@newt
> massive parallelism isn't the distinctive feature of Erlang
Well, it used to be — green threads (and in case with Erlang, green processes) weren't a built-in feature in many languages at the time, and being implemented externally made the code feel clunky.
Nowadays Go comes with both coroutines as a built-in language feature and channels as an efficient form of IPC, in Rust they are still external to the language, but with syntax extension do not feel so clunky.

@newt
Oh, I see, it was a tiny bit of wishful thinking 😁
I've never really used Erlang, but I did like it… like 14 years ago — but now we have decent massive parallelism in nearly every language, so I'd probably go with Go instead. I would use Go for a lot of things, but having Google at the helm ruins it for me — very disappointing 😩

@kaia
Yeah, sex for the pleasure with women "is kinda gay" (that's what we have sex with men for🤭) — sex with women is solely for making babies. This guy would give even the Victorian-era homosexual men a run for their money 🤣

@EndlessMason
Good points and you are probably right, but to me, for some reason, on intuitive level it still feels like it can be turned, if it was my friends' place I know I'd be still attempting to turn it and be falling for it every time 😅
@ahltorp @davidbisset

@EndlessMason
So like… Make it a passive door knob, but make it have a form of a handle that suggests that it can be turned, but in fact… it can't be turned?! 🤯
That's perfect!
@ahltorp @davidbisset

@theorytoe
I refuse to read that Hawking book, so foot fetishist you are! 🤪
@charlie_root

@metallcorn
*galaxy_brain.jpeg*
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@Mojeek
Do they give talks like "Account suspension as user number growth driver" at conferences? 😂
Or do they not want to reveal their trade secrets? 🫢

@catto
We have too much computing power on our hands and IMO had it for quite some time already. When it comes to hosting personal services, it's I/O, not the CPU that is the bottleneck — but you've got it covered with those SSDs.

@Natasha_Jay
Why is it $50 for him and only $30 for her? Gift card nominal value gap? 😮

@newt
Man, it was an obvious joke, you didn't have to go into the trouble of explaining that you aren't going to fix other people's Blemora for moneh 😄

@kaia
If you don't want to share your secrets, you can always tell them that sometimes people have to sell their kidneys to get out of debts they've got into trading cryptocurrencies… but you just happened to get lucky so now you have four 😏

@bot
Whose phone am I supposed to be on during class, smartass? 🤨

@Mojeek
"Log in to different profile" is one of the buttons — so immediately making a new one right after being suspended is a designated course of action 😏