m0xEE @m0xee@librem.one

Play Store reviews of Google Play services, looks like something's seriously wrong with them 🤣

I'm looking after my friends' cats while they are off on vacation. One of them got too friendly with me 😹

This song is called "Civil war. Offensive". And the band's name can be translated as "Polite refusal". It's something like Russian art-rock. The song is as you may have guessed about civil war that took place between dissolution of Russian Empire and formation of Soviet Union. It references some historical figures of that era. Song has a sequel called "Civil war. Retreat".
You should see these guys live even if it's performance for TV or radio. They are good!

This pumpkin is awesome! I didn't even have to scrub the insides, it just peeled off like it's an orange. This is the first time I see something like this. And it smells wonderful! 😋

Every day is Halloween in Russia: children beg for food and unholy creatures roam the streets dressed as humans (or should it be the other way around? 🤔)
It's too late anyway, so this thing is going to become soup!

Well, at least it's medium to medium well. I hope I'm safe 😋

Enjoying steak at 9pm might not be the brightest idea, but I didn't have proper lunch and only some light salad for supper.
And it's too late to put it back in the fridge anyway.
Looks like I'm not going to bed soon 🥩

@nerdtronics@mstdn.starnix.network The skin colour might be a bit off, bu-u-ut… 🤭

My cat was out of tune. My cat was out of tune.
I don't, know how to tune a cat, do you? So I took mine into a cat shop.
When I got my cat back, it didn't work right. Didn't do as many cat things™, but I've got it fixed.

— Hi
— Hi? Earthling, I thought you'd be like "WTF?!" when you see me
— No, man, it's you who is going to be like "WTF?!" a lot pretty soon

#rusmeme

Rock and hip-hop/rap music is going to be prevalent here because these songs have lyrics. Okay, and I'm biased. There are a lot of talented Russian jazz and electronic musicians and I'm going to make room for them by making a few exceptions, here for example.
Punk-jazz band that you can actually dance to, their live shows are superb! Friends of mine so it's always a few beers and a great walk at night time in Moscow — if they have a gig, I'm in! 😅

Alright, can I just be Russian once in a while?
Not the crazy homicidal Russian, but plain old not-too-healthy fun Russian. No, I'm still not talking about drunk knife-fighting, I'm just going to enjoy some vodka and a Bulgarian crime TV series 🥴
#vodka #pork

My Deathadder has kicked the bucket, first going for doubleclick on the left button and then for no click.
The cheap phone strategy worked quite well for me, why not give cheap mice a try? I had a huge discount on this rodent — Microsoft Ergonomic Mouse that is, got it for less than $10, MS store lists it at $40. It's nice, but the cable is not braided and the sensor is awful, certain area of my mousepad that makes it go crazy. Maybe I should use old wireless Lancehead that turned wired instead🤷

I didn't get a minute of sleep this night, so I decided to make a very unhealthy breakfast to complement that 😋

@m0xee
Some theories from Twitter, screenshot 1:
— Is he rejecting that broad?
— No, he wants to see the others first.

Screenshot 2:
"Sorry, girls are not my type"

What is happening here?

For those who don't speak Russian, the drawing is subtitled with "Pioneer (Soviet boyscout) makes an example (is a role model) for all the kids".
And the kid's speech bubble reads "No!"

Do we keep calling these Elizabethan collars or are they Charlean now? 😼
#cats

That's it!
Might be a bit too much, but that is the first mean I'm having today and the only so far, so I'm really hungry 😋

Okay, now this stuff looks like Stonehenge 😂

And now for some potatoes, that I've boiled beforehand.