Vincent Cloutier @vincent@librem.one
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Open source developer. Wikidata, IPFS, Linux, Ethereum. /r/fuckcars enthusiast. I tend to boost funny stuff.
Joined May 2019
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Lesser known Apple Watch Workouts:
Staying Up Until Midnight 🥳
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Kdenlive fundraiser news: With only 3 days to go, we need one last push! We need just over 1,400 euros to reach our stretch goal of 20,000 euros.
All proceeds go to #funding development of new features and improving Kdenlive.
Ok I have a weird request to help me build bird.makeup:
Do you know twitter accounts of dead people, ideally famous? They have to not be taken over by someone else too.
I'm using them for integration testing, and I only have kobebryant right now
Anyone working on a equivalent of Yo for the fediverse?
In the same vein, I'm thinking of giving priority to the accounts above, so that they are always posting to the fediverse in a timely fashion, at the expense of smaller account.
The main bottleneck I have right now is fetching tweets, but not posting them, so if you follow the accounts that are the most popular, it won't slow down things at all 👇
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Outside of professional athletes (the tails, maxima), age seems to be just noise.
Standard Extreme Value Theory: the extrema has a different distribution than the average. In competitions w/professional athletes we observe the maxima. In real life, noise around an average.
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Oh look, is that a catastrophic Twitter failure? How surprising and not at all the inevitable consequence of firing nearly everyone who knows how to keep the site up or even what all of the bits do.
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thy for giving us a simple bridge
It really enlightens my day to have @terriblemaps here!
So I spent the whole day optimizing bird.makeup and got about a 5x in performance. Things are starting to run better, seems we are iterating on all accounts within 4-5 hours right now. I have other ideas that will probably get another 3x that I want to implement tonight, so performance should be right on target.
Until more people sign up of course! 🙃
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Over many years, I have been gradually replacing all of the paragraphs in the Ship of Theseus Wikipedia article.
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Due to the high cost of the American healthcare system, ChatGPT is now my primary care physician.
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One question I get asked a lot about bird.makeup is: How fast is federation (time between tweet posted and on your fediverse timeline)? And how fast will it be in the future?
So we did fall to days with the influx of new users, which is unusable. I'm working on a few simple changes to bring in down to hours, and in the long term I want to bring in down to less than a single hour. It will never be realtime though, due to how I fetch tweets.
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It's okay to tell your family you don't understand how their TV apps work either (even if you do).
Capping tech support is self care
So I've spent the day optimizing https://bird.makeup/ , should be faster now! Well at least for a few days at the rate at which people are signing up 🙃
Looks like mastodon.social has blocked bird.makeup (I don't disagree with that decision btw). If you want to continue using that service you will have to move servers, unfortunately...
Y'all are signing up for https://bird.makeup/ faster than I can make it scale 🤯
Normaly I would be on top of this, but it is Christmas, so it's going to take a few days for the sync to be back to normal...
- Github
- https://github.com/cloutier
Open source developer. Wikidata, IPFS, Linux, Ethereum. /r/fuckcars enthusiast. I tend to boost funny stuff.
Joined May 2019
