Also Named Bort 🇨🇦 @terryenglish@librem.one

@icameheretoawoo @MisterRogersSnapped @Julia @terryenglish Fuck that, the undertaker would never be able to get the look off your face. That's you for all eternity.

@MisterRogersSnapped @icameheretoawoo @Julia @terryenglish I want to choke to death on a sandwich while getting head

@icameheretoawoo @terryenglish @Julia I just want to have a stroke while getting head.

@icameheretoawoo @Julia second the motion.

Everybody fucking feels exactly that way. Everyone is waiting for the other shoe to drop, everyone I know, anyhow.

This whole trip is a suicide death machine with mighty fucking iron wheels rolling over you, the monster at the wheel is loneliness, the fuel is the bile of hundreds of years, the keys are a full tommy gun magazine of .45 ACP, shoved down into a black pit keyhole that seems to impossibly go down and down forever, a keyhole spiral, a roaring whirlpool straight to the black depths. The doors are wooden. The truckbed is full of dynamite, straight from Alfred Nobel and DuPont chemical products.

The world is a lit match, your furrowed brow is the fuse.

@Julia Most people are accidents. Deal with it.

@p lol thanks! I like weird/unique stuff

@Secftblgirl You seem to be really good at finding interesting stuff like this.

My son successfully navigated my "MacGuyver obstacle course" featuring a lockpick set high out of reach, bomb-diffusing clues inside a padlocked bag, and a snap circuits "bomb" behind a locked bathroom door. #prouddad #lifeskills

minor leaguer, bush leaguer
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@terryenglish poshhhhhhhteeeng ashhhhhhhzzzzzzleeeep ishhhh ack-brrrrrr-uh beest !

#BlueCheckmark is literally shaking over Citizen Kane for #Incels.
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Kool...

@p
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@fluffy I think Pleroma looks nice, I don't like Mastodon visually. I always liked flatter stuff but Pleroma looks okay to me.

@11112011 @JohnCactus @Shining @Terry @agnieszka @judgedread @p @sjw @zemichi Adding my fren @igeljaeger.

@pry pry why you post pokemon with big tiddi.

blocked.

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