Also Named Bort 🇨🇦 @terryenglish@librem.one

@Julia @LarryFoulke @MisterRogersSnapped @a7 @endlessmike @icameheretoawoo @terryenglish @theblessing

you could marry a sad emo girl and you could prey on each other like emotional vampires and you could make a suicide pact to jump off a lonely, windy cliff in Cornwall and you jump but she chickens out at the last minute and you can lock eyes with your betrayer, growing smaller and smaller on the bluff, until you spatter on the rocks below and then she gets all the attention for losing her husband in such a terrible way. "How could he?" they'll say, patting her hand in a comforting way as she basks in the warm waves of drama washing over her, while the cold waves are washing over you.

@icameheretoawoo @Julia @MisterRogersSnapped @a7 @endlessmike @terryenglish @theblessing Thank @josh for this one...
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@icameheretoawoo @LarryFoulke @Julia @MisterRogersSnapped @a7 @endlessmike @terryenglish @theblessing thats so deep BRUH

@Julia @icameheretoawoo @LarryFoulke @MisterRogersSnapped @a7 @endlessmike @terryenglish @theblessing you could go out Henry VIII style, go through a pack of wives and eat, eat, eat until your kidneys fail and you die. It wouldn't be much more fun than what you've got going on now but the food would be good

@Julia @MisterRogersSnapped @a7 @endlessmike @icameheretoawoo @terryenglish @theblessing If she doesn't want it said then don't say it, respect her privacy.

@Julia @icameheretoawoo @MisterRogersSnapped @a7 @endlessmike @terryenglish @theblessing That doesn't sound good... I suppose she doesn't want you talking about that?

@terryenglish @icameheretoawoo @theblessing @Julia @MisterRogersSnapped @endlessmike @a7 that girl needs an exorcist and another donut

@Julia @endlessmike @LarryFoulke @MisterRogersSnapped @terryenglish you could eat clams from every sketchy restaurant and roadside stand you can find, one of them is bound to kill you sooner or later. Then your family can sue and thwy'll have to say nice things about you and pretend that they cared very, very much until the lawsuit is settled. It's win/win

@Oblivia we're trying to cheer up Julia and give him ideas for either fixing his anxiety or killing himself. We're using therapeutic mocking, bullying, and jokes as our technique, you're welcome to join in if any of that appeals to you

@Grandtheftautism @Julia @MisterRogersSnapped @icameheretoawoo @terryenglish It's the ivory coast. I'm pretty sure they're sicker than you.

@endlessmike @Julia @MisterRogersSnapped @icameheretoawoo @terryenglish DAMMiT I can't do it there, that would be racist. My kids would never live it down. "YOUR DAD'S THAT ONE WHO FED HIMSELF TO STARVING AFRICANS AND KILLED THEM ALL" and all that.

@MisterRogersSnapped @Grandtheftautism @Julia @icameheretoawoo @terryenglish Amazon might be a tall order, better split the difference and shoot for New Guinea.

@endlessmike @icameheretoawoo @Julia @MisterRogersSnapped @terryenglish undertaker? I want to be fed to a cannibalistic Amazon tribe, surely the shit-eating grin on my face will make me look more appetizing. Then they'll die of chicken pox or measles, but they'll be well-fed and have plenty of chicharonnes for a little while

@MisterRogersSnapped @Julia @endlessmike @icameheretoawoo @terryenglish the very last ones will die with suspicious-looking pork rinds in their hands

@MisterRogersSnapped @Julia @LarryFoulke
What a drag it is getting old

@Grandtheftautism @endlessmike @Julia @icameheretoawoo @terryenglish Better get er done, there arent that many untouched tribes left. Or that much Amazon, tbh, unless those assholes on the internet went full bugman and started eating the long pork.

@Julia @LarryFoulke Go to the fucking doctor before you fucking off yourself. You are having a massive anxiety attack. You need the big fucking xanax bars. It will make that feeling go away for a little bit til you can get the source of it sorted out.

@endlessmike @icameheretoawoo @Julia @terryenglish That is how I want to be remembered, man. Why not be remembered for how you look when you feel your best? A mean ass bitter beer face orgasm, lol.