Also Named Bort 🇨🇦 @terryenglish@librem.one

hiiiii, fediverse~ happy happy caturday meow meow~

i know, i'm late.. >.<; i fell asleep for a while after fervently playing pogo all morning. yes, i decided to be a consoomer for once. don't hate on me! :D it went well, i got the shinies of charmander, bulbasaur, pidgey, meowth, bellsprout, electabuzz, and ditto.. and soon i will have my shiny mew!!

other than that, my day has been uneventful.. i am here listening to music and doing big yawns. hand sore from throwing so many curveballs today. @.@ lmao. i am a

i hope you had a nice day today. ;w; youtube is playing me old nelly songs and they're pretty funny.

smile for me, daddy~ i wanna see your grill~
YOU WANNA SEE MY WHAT

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Have you ever asked your bitch for other bitches?

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The Daily Mail
Tuesday, December 5, 2000

he lonnnngggggg

I went to church to confess my sins to God
And then I realized there was no God and I had no sins.

would you rather be in jail for 10 years or in a coma for 20 years?

so I dreamed of a stranger who has a nipple grown on his leg lying on the hospital bed. I asked him what happened and he answered that a young lady accidentally dropped it and he asked the doctor to implant it in his leg.

If you ever had sex with a guy because he said you were intelligent/creative/funny you got played hard.

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Things worth having are worth cheating for.

Black neko from Android 11