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@Grandtheftautism @endlessmike @Julia @icameheretoawoo @terryenglish Better get er done, there arent that many untouched tribes left. Or that much Amazon, tbh, unless those assholes on the internet went full bugman and started eating the long pork.
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@Julia @LarryFoulke Go to the fucking doctor before you fucking off yourself. You are having a massive anxiety attack. You need the big fucking xanax bars. It will make that feeling go away for a little bit til you can get the source of it sorted out.
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@endlessmike @icameheretoawoo @Julia @terryenglish That is how I want to be remembered, man. Why not be remembered for how you look when you feel your best? A mean ass bitter beer face orgasm, lol.
I want to die in a hale of bullets after conducting an assassination...while getting head 😁
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@icameheretoawoo @MisterRogersSnapped @Julia @terryenglish Fuck that, the undertaker would never be able to get the look off your face. That's you for all eternity.
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@MisterRogersSnapped @icameheretoawoo @Julia @terryenglish I want to choke to death on a sandwich while getting head
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@MisterRogersSnapped That was beautiful 😢 @Julia@kiwifarms.cc @icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc
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@icameheretoawoo @Julia second the motion.
Everybody fucking feels exactly that way. Everyone is waiting for the other shoe to drop, everyone I know, anyhow.
This whole trip is a suicide death machine with mighty fucking iron wheels rolling over you, the monster at the wheel is loneliness, the fuel is the bile of hundreds of years, the keys are a full tommy gun magazine of .45 ACP, shoved down into a black pit keyhole that seems to impossibly go down and down forever, a keyhole spiral, a roaring whirlpool straight to the black depths. The doors are wooden. The truckbed is full of dynamite, straight from Alfred Nobel and DuPont chemical products.
The world is a lit match, your furrowed brow is the fuse.
Everybody fucking feels exactly that way. Everyone is waiting for the other shoe to drop, everyone I know, anyhow.
This whole trip is a suicide death machine with mighty fucking iron wheels rolling over you, the monster at the wheel is loneliness, the fuel is the bile of hundreds of years, the keys are a full tommy gun magazine of .45 ACP, shoved down into a black pit keyhole that seems to impossibly go down and down forever, a keyhole spiral, a roaring whirlpool straight to the black depths. The doors are wooden. The truckbed is full of dynamite, straight from Alfred Nobel and DuPont chemical products.
The world is a lit match, your furrowed brow is the fuse.
@Julia@kiwifarms.cc I think at the very least you should move to somewhere else for a change of scenery before you attempt suicide. Find that Eastern European bride in person maybe. @icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc
@Julia@kiwifarms.cc Assuming you live to the age of 30. I wonder how you will look back on this phase of your life. 🤔 @icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc
@endlessmike Good old alcohol. I thank you for my existence as much as my parents. 🍻 @Julia@kiwifarms.cc
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@Julia Most people are accidents. Deal with it.
@Julia@kiwifarms.cc Continue to wallow in self pity then if that is what you wish.
@Julia@kiwifarms.cc Get some rest. When you wake up I hope you will consider seeking professional help. Have you been to a therapist before? You need to start resolving some of these core issues in your psyche. Only then can all your other life goals can be accomplished.
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@p lol thanks! I like weird/unique stuff
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@Secftblgirl You seem to be really good at finding interesting stuff like this.
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My son successfully navigated my "MacGuyver obstacle course" featuring a lockpick set high out of reach, bomb-diffusing clues inside a padlocked bag, and a snap circuits "bomb" behind a locked bathroom door. #prouddad #lifeskills
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@terryenglish poshhhhhhhteeeng ashhhhhhhzzzzzzleeeep ishhhh ack-brrrrrr-uh beest !
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