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@Julia @icameheretoawoo @LarryFoulke @MisterRogersSnapped @a7 @endlessmike @terryenglish @theblessing you could go out Henry VIII style, go through a pack of wives and eat, eat, eat until your kidneys fail and you die. It wouldn't be much more fun than what you've got going on now but the food would be good

@Julia@kiwifarms.cc It's always possible too that your problem could be physiological. It may be that your brain chemistry is out of whack and that with medication you could fix that persistence of paranoia. @a7 @LarryFoulke @MisterRogersSnapped @endlessmike @icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc

@Julia @endlessmike @LarryFoulke @MisterRogersSnapped @terryenglish you could eat clams from every sketchy restaurant and roadside stand you can find, one of them is bound to kill you sooner or later. Then your family can sue and thwy'll have to say nice things about you and pretend that they cared very, very much until the lawsuit is settled. It's win/win

@Julia@kiwifarms.cc You're not JoJo. No one wants to kill you. @LarryFoulke @MisterRogersSnapped @endlessmike @icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc

@Julia@kiwifarms.cc It can be easy to push those kinds of things into the background as white noise. @LarryFoulke @MisterRogersSnapped

@Oblivia we're trying to cheer up Julia and give him ideas for either fixing his anxiety or killing himself. We're using therapeutic mocking, bullying, and jokes as our technique, you're welcome to join in if any of that appeals to you
@endlessmike @Julia @MisterRogersSnapped @icameheretoawoo @terryenglish DAMMiT I can't do it there, that would be racist. My kids would never live it down. "YOUR DAD'S THAT ONE WHO FED HIMSELF TO STARVING AFRICANS AND KILLED THEM ALL" and all that.

@Julia@kiwifarms.cc I strongly urge you to reconsider. I will admit though that you need to find a good therapist. If you don't have one that's any good it will not be as useful. Bearing that in mind though you'd be surprised how much it helps just to hear your thoughts aloud. @LarryFoulke @MisterRogersSnapped

@endlessmike @icameheretoawoo @Julia @MisterRogersSnapped @terryenglish undertaker? I want to be fed to a cannibalistic Amazon tribe, surely the shit-eating grin on my face will make me look more appetizing. Then they'll die of chicken pox or measles, but they'll be well-fed and have plenty of chicharonnes for a little while
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