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How do you stop #Canadian bacon from #curling ?

You take away their tiny brooms.

#DadJokes

@idoubtit That pilot's CO is probably saying the same thing (and then some) between facepalms.

Oh dear. I've just been informed that collecting the names of every person on the planet for my naughty and nice lists is, and I quote, “a significant and wholly irresponsible breach of #GDPR “.
I'm going to hand out about 8 billion consent forms soon. If you could all get them back to me ASAP that would be appreciated.

とった!
Always cool to get a new library card, but this is the most excited I've been about acquiring one since I was at a similar reading level in English!

@idoubtit I'm starting to gain a deeper appreciation for just how much work it takes for a curiosity-based analysis of a concept to jump the chasm between localized (e.g. linguistic) literacy bubbles. Certainly results in a multiplication of efforts in some bubbles, especially those in which machine translation is particularly under-equipped.

Have been informed I am a close contact. Whelp, no dining out or public transit for me for the next couple weeks.

First time in the theater since... gosh, I think it was Spider-Man: Far From Home, around three years ago. Found a sub'd (vice dubb'd 日本語で) showing of Black Panther 2.

Already filled with turkey and pie, Thanksgiving could finally start for our house last night (JST) along with the beginning of the MST3K Turkey Day Marathon.

Happy Turkey Day to all our friends in the US!

三浦のマラソンの走ることを考えております。Considering whether I'd be ready for the Miura Marathon this coming March.

Daikon 大根 radishes are awarded in lieu of medals. Lots of fun, but a shorter open course time than I'm used to in the US.

I just learned that “bento” (弁当), as in the box lunch, uses “ben” 弁 meaning “dialect” and not “ben” 便 meaning “convenient,” and I am irrationally annoyed.

Dusting off the ol' login credentials. こんにちは、皆様!

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