m0xEE @m0xee@librem.one

My cat was out of tune. My cat was out of tune.
I don't, know how to tune a cat, do you? So I took mine into a cat shop.
When I got my cat back, it didn't work right. Didn't do as many cat things™, but I've got it fixed.

— Hi
— Hi? Earthling, I thought you'd be like "WTF?!" when you see me
— No, man, it's you who is going to be like "WTF?!" a lot pretty soon

#rusmeme

Rock and hip-hop/rap music is going to be prevalent here because these songs have lyrics. Okay, and I'm biased. There are a lot of talented Russian jazz and electronic musicians and I'm going to make room for them by making a few exceptions, here for example.
Punk-jazz band that you can actually dance to, their live shows are superb! Friends of mine so it's always a few beers and a great walk at night time in Moscow — if they have a gig, I'm in! 😅

I'm going to post some Russian music. If there is Russian culture worth preserving, it's this, not Dostoevsky and Tolstoy. I know, Dostoevsky was influential, but to me he's just second grade Kafka (who was influenced by him). I'll pick Joyce and Proust any day, Russian literature would probably end at the bottom of my chart. Same with music, I love Stravinsky and Skriabin for example, but they aren't that well known in Russia, not that Russian I guess 🤷
Okay, let's roll!

Alright, can I just be Russian once in a while?
Not the crazy homicidal Russian, but plain old not-too-healthy fun Russian. No, I'm still not talking about drunk knife-fighting, I'm just going to enjoy some vodka and a Bulgarian crime TV series 🥴
#vodka #pork

My Deathadder has kicked the bucket, first going for doubleclick on the left button and then for no click.
The cheap phone strategy worked quite well for me, why not give cheap mice a try? I had a huge discount on this rodent — Microsoft Ergonomic Mouse that is, got it for less than $10, MS store lists it at $40. It's nice, but the cable is not braided and the sensor is awful, certain area of my mousepad that makes it go crazy. Maybe I should use old wireless Lancehead that turned wired instead🤷

I didn't get a minute of sleep this night, so I decided to make a very unhealthy breakfast to complement that 😋

I just got rid of the color as it would be another factor of making them harder to arrange this way.
This phone has a boot animation based on the image used as wallpaper, and even boot sound based on a track composed by me 🤪

Here are some screenshots of the home screen in question: https://social.librem.one/@m0xee/108980858120492466

I've been partaking in a discussion of some people's trait/idiosyncrasy of arranging items by their color: https://social.librem.one/@m0xee/108955030149258151
And I'm convinced to believe I'm not one of them, but I'm looking at the screenshots of my phone's home screen and realize that I might be worse. It is minimalist, but I spent a lot of time to make it look like this. The apps in the drawer are sorted alphabetically, but look like there is some system behind this, at least to me.

@m0xee
Some theories from Twitter, screenshot 1:
— Is he rejecting that broad?
— No, he wants to see the others first.

Screenshot 2:
"Sorry, girls are not my type"

What is happening here?

For those who don't speak Russian, the drawing is subtitled with "Pioneer (Soviet boyscout) makes an example (is a role model) for all the kids".
And the kid's speech bubble reads "No!"

Do we keep calling these Elizabethan collars or are they Charlean now? 😼
#cats