m0xEE @m0xee@librem.one

@Mojeek
Do they give talks like "Account suspension as user number growth driver" at conferences? 😂
Or do they not want to reveal their trade secrets? 🫢

@catto
We have too much computing power on our hands and IMO had it for quite some time already. When it comes to hosting personal services, it's I/O, not the CPU that is the bottleneck — but you've got it covered with those SSDs.

@Natasha_Jay
Why is it $50 for him and only $30 for her? Gift card nominal value gap? 😮

@newt
Man, it was an obvious joke, you didn't have to go into the trouble of explaining that you aren't going to fix other people's Blemora for moneh 😄

@kaia
If you don't want to share your secrets, you can always tell them that sometimes people have to sell their kidneys to get out of debts they've got into trading cryptocurrencies… but you just happened to get lucky so now you have four 😏

@bot
Whose phone am I supposed to be on during class, smartass? 🤨

@Mojeek
"Log in to different profile" is one of the buttons — so immediately making a new one right after being suspended is a designated course of action 😏

@kaia @rms
The UK is considering limiting DOMations — not subations though, so at least some of us are safe 🤷

@newt @eal
> enormous ambitions
Nice euphemism! I'm going to adopt it 😏

@waifu
> You're unfixable
I can wrench her! 🙋

@EnigmaVoice
> рекомендовали lonely
Через спам? 🤔
@bash_org

@matthew @1eye@bsd.cafe
I've stumbled upon it in Geminispace and intended to give it a try, but eventually forgot about it. Didn't even realise it's in Nim! Well, maybe I can even get it to run on my PowerPC machine, I did have Nitter hosted on it after all 🤔

@newt
Getting paid for fixing someone's Blenomber? Sounds like shitposting gone horribly wrong! 🫠

@mirabilos @bbsmooth
My cats eat out of bowls, but they can't do it if I place their bowls too close to each other — the cats start poking at each other with their ears and get distracted because of it, it looks quite funny 😹
Proper spacing solves the problem for me.

@neural_meduza
А мой — сырный! Вот бы пошёл сырный дождик!
Ой, ну то есть… в данном случае конечно рассол, ик! 🥴