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@davidbisset
I'd improve it further by placing the door handle slightly lower so it would be impossible to turn when the key is in the keyhole 😏

@theoretically
Don't genZ-erlings die in real life when they get blocked on X? 🤔

@prahou
That birb feeding on the blueish-green sludge looks badass! 🐦

@gemlog
Yeah, about that!
Didn't get enough at night — and you know like it is: you feel really energised in the morning, but run out of steam before it even gets dark. But as I've already finished everything I was planning for today, I'm thinking of embracing it — not good for fixing my sleep schedule, but maybe I'll still be able to do something fun in the evening instead of nodding of for the rest of the day 😅

@gemlog
Oh, I mean I've just read a post on how your are doing… and even favourited it!
Like I said, I'm a bit sleepy 🤣

@gemlog
Fine, a bit sleepy — thinking of going to bed for a couple more hours. 😪 You?

@nyanide @dcc @pwm
Pelermo 2.7 does not exist, it was all a bad dream 🤤

@lain @kaia
We should enjoy fucking spiders in the open! Stop being ashamed of it! 😤

@newt @david
Isn't that what I always do? 🤔
"No, of course I do not thing you should actually be eviscerated for using Google Chrome, this is just a joke, a little overstatement, blowing things out of proportion one might say, hehe… 😅"

m0xEE boosted

local fish tired of cat-calls, decides to confront harassers directly

#Caturday

@shotgunner
Oh, so this is a Blue Archive character, heh 😜

@neural_meduza
Без бэтмобиля — потому что его удалённо заблокировали, ха-ха-ха-ха!

@fedorchib
Да уж, подборка выглядит крайне достоверно 😆
@neural_meduza

@newt
You're the Lord of the Boards now 😂

m0xEE boosted

@newt
Having a bad case of belching does not mean that someone is thinking of you! Also Santa Klaus does not exist, nor does he chair the World Economic Forum 🤪

@kiwa
Does it change to "Just kidding! We know you hate it 😩" when you hover the mouse cursor over it? 🤔

@charlie_root
So we can get back to the office and start doing Microsoft Excel again! So exciting! 🤩

@VeroniqueB99
Freak out? What's wrong with your electricity gnome having a nice place, maybe it'll live happily and stop playing pranks on you 😁

@Hoss @theorytoe
> disappeared
Transitioned into a monkey wrench 🐵🔧

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