m0xEE @m0xee@librem.one

@newt @sun @joey
I was never quite "getting" that strategy — attempting to make you create an account just to see things. Twitter was doing it the right way, at some point I was even thinking of making an account, but discovered Fedi.
What is the point of making an account if you don't even know what you get 🤷

@joey
Yeah, in my case I didn't even have to be rude, I just kept using my old Windows Phone and at some point WhatsApp went EOL there and I said: "Sorry guys, I'm not getting a new phone just to be in a chat room",— in the end people figure out a way to reach you through other means, in every company there is someone who can use Matrix or e-mail or the one with whom you stay in touch and who can make a phone call.
It also reduces the amount of "white noise" small talk drastically 😅
@sun @newt

@newt @sun
For real? TBH I don't know anyone above 20 using it unironically or just to check out what it is.
On the other hand if we take all Tiktok-like shit into account… I suppose this can be addictive, I've seen even my mom getting "stuck" in scrolling through Instagram "reels" or whatever that shit is called — it's truly scary 😱

@Hyolobrika @taylan
AFAIK, there were women among the survivors of Deepwater Horizon explosion, so they certainly can work on an oil rig 🤔
Maybe I just don't get the joke 😅

@Aedius @art
To be fair, the Gopherstacian and the Ubuntu spiral look very much legit 😏

@coyoty @SpiritualAnnie @lowqualityfacts
Would he hate them enough to stage a cagefight? Now we're playing! 🍿🥤

@romin
Death Grypptobros 🤪

@newt
BACKUPS do you make them?

@newt @sun
Oh, come on! One day they will grow up and become upstanding citizens like you and me 🧓

@SpiritualAnnie @lowqualityfacts
Probably animals too… So I'd extend this to "organic lifeforms" 🤔

@RustyCrab @mia
Ass?
And why the fuck does aSia come first, before aFrica and aMerica — because the string is shorter? 🤔

@Hyolobrika @mangeurdenuage
Why the fuck do headphones even need software? 🤪

@inertia
When your Fedi account is old enough, half of those followers are already dead — either inactive or migrated to another instance and became another "follower", few bother cleaning them up — unless you switch to another instance yourself.

@RustyCrab

@lain
A few years ago I might've considered that alarming, but with the state IT is in today… that might actually be a good thing 😅

@sim
> handholding porn
Is this a thing? 😲
*types into the search bar*
You lied to me! I'm deleting my account!

(No, I'm not breaking the rest of the rules, I'm not THAT good)

@makasu @BasicAppleGuy
I still have over a dozen of them — I could never come up with a good idea what to put them on: when you place them on Apple equipment it looks kinda redundant, if you place them on something else it looks kinda lame 😂

@starwall
Being a hampster? 🤔