m0xEE @m0xee@librem.one

@Moto_Chagatai
> Detective shoves everything off the desk
…and meows angrily 😹

@latein @nyanide
> and a crystal ball
Don't real men have balls of steel? 😜

@prettygood @cute_stuff@mk.absturztau.be
> needs cups-browsed accessible over the internet
I don't think that's all of it, it's just that it was only a partial disclosure.
https://www.theregister.com/2024/09/26/cups_linux_rce_disclosed/
"If port 631 isn't directly reachable, an attacker may be able to spoof zeroconf, mDNS, or DNS-SD advertisements to achieve exploitation. Details of that path will be disclosed later, we're promised"

@minnidia @neural_meduza
На продуктовых 🤣

@slashdot
OMG, what's that? Sane security recommendations for once! 😱
Including obsoleteing dumb textbook shit from decades ago that never made any sense, like upper and lowercase letters and number requirement, password expiration and fucking "Your aunt's maiden name" type "security" questions.

@bot
Schizoeconomic factors 🤪

@Forestofenchantment
Scary shit indeed! Don't want to spend the rest of my life proxying HTTP requests 🤓

@newt
> obscure philosophic texts
> Aristotle's works
Who would have thought that the demise of civilization could be so humorous? 😏

@splitshockvirus @theorytoe
"Security larpers" are currently selling you passkeys and hardware security tokens — to protect you from phishing and before that they've been selling you 2FA and some other shit before that. Don't worry about them, they will always come up with something to sell you.