m0xEE @m0xee@librem.one

@kravietz
> by blaming ISIS and Ukraine at the same time
We need one of those memes with two buttons.
Then the third button appears: "Painting Lukashenko's KGB as valuable ally" — and they press all three at the same time 😂

@kevinrothrock
> executing political prisoners
That's what you always do when you have 83% approval, sounds legit 😉

@neural_meduza
Современно, актуально!
Немного непатриотично конечно — но ведь это и не так явно 😏

@pyrate
Don't worry, the hypercat will stand in for you 😹

@jbenjamint
Too bad Pravyi sektor is no longer in vogue, they could've just found Dmitro Yarosh's vcard on the alleged terrorists and be done with it, but TV audience doesn't have the memory capacity to remember who that is — they had to improvise 🤷
@kevinrothrock

@jbenjamint
Pooteen has to look smarter than his underlings on TV, so he couldn't afford to tell such a sloppy story and blame Ukraine explicitly.
But as using the getaway to cross the border together (!) wasn't enough to point in the direction of those whom they wanted to pin this on — might be too hard to grasp for the average Russian state-run TV consumer, it was ultimately decided to keep them all alive so they could tell the Ukraine story in person a couple of days later.

@kevinrothrock

@rvps2001
Who cares what ISIS has to day? We all know that terrorists are not those who make demands or claim the responsibility, but those whom you are comfortable with pinning it on 🤪

@kevinrothrock The one who does this would at least be prepared that it would be rather hard to escape and it's somewhat likely he'd be killed in a shootout. And all that for 10'000 USD? And crossing the border between nations at war — yeah, that's where no one would expect them! On a fucking car? The same one they've used to escape the crime scene? No one's that insane and/or dumb

@kevinrothrock
Would make a believable story if it wasn't so poorly carried out in details. They have previously stated that one of these men agreed to do it for half a million roubles, half of which he had received as a payment to his card. Hard to imagine that someone would kill dozens of civilians without being ideologically prepared beforehand, but I might accept even that.

@kravietz hard to imagine that they have no informants in these circles at all 🤷
But Ukraine theory doesn't stand any critical thinking at all — killing dozens of civilians makes you expect you might be killed in a shootout, and they are claiming that one of the detainees was doing it for $10k? 🤔
And attempting to escape together on the same car through the part of border that is likely, due to recent incursions, most closely monitored at the moment? 🤦

@kravietz
TBH it isn't much easier for me to buy the ISIS story — people usually read about terrorists and get all emotional imagining those who just like to shoot people and blow up stuff — for no good reason, but terrorist in fact are those who use terror for political gain, killing people and blowing stuff up isn't worth anything when no demands are made. And what demands even in theory could be?
That and the fact that Kremlin keeps most players of the Mid East close, including the nastiest…

@kravietz
Oh no, they ARE attempting to pin in on Ukraine: https://t.me/rian_ru/237470
I had my suspicions when they claimed that they have intercepted the car at Three Sisters border in the morning, but I still wasn't sure they'd go for it. So lame 🤦

@rvps2001
The photos/vids from the scene posted yesterday were pretty scary with lots of dead bodies, it was hard for me to believe it's only 40 dead, especially considering the fire breaking out and all the panic 😫

@kirby @crab
You can also do that, just make it possible for users to upload stuff into some directory and point Permombler to this directory to use it as source for custom emojis.

@kravietz
This at least looks like a somewhat believable version, unlike most of those in circulation — will probably become the official one.
Obviously as its not linked to Ukraine, it won't be easy to spin it the right way in the wake of new "mobilization", but they can still use it to crack down further on civil liberties. Will probably also attempt to use it to make information exchange among intelligence agencies possible again.

@neural_meduza
Суицессы — очень красивое слово, надо брать в оборот. Понятия не имею что бы оно могло означать 🤭

@darwinwoodka
@Green_Footballs
Great tactic, but it requires at least level 2 "refusing the invitation" skill 🧙‍