m0xEE @m0xee@librem.one

@enduser@toot.io @safiuddinkhan I feel like I've made this joke at least a dozen times before, same for the one percenter biker - linux user one. But they still make me laugh, so who cares, right? 😂

@thatguyoverthere Exercises at the gym are usually safer for your joints than general-purpose heavy lifting while doing your chores. But I doubt that most of those who go to the gym even thing about it under this angle — they often do their exercises improperly anyway 😅

@thatguyoverthere
> at least the protection they offer is real
Only *some* governments.
@TinyHouse4Life@noagendasocial.com

@thatguyoverthere In return I'll pay the guys who can kick your door down for your wrong posts on social media and who might even rape and kill you, sounds nice? 😉

@neural_meduza Обколятся своими спайсами и ябут… А, ну да 🤭

@MaJ1 @oldrawgabbit I've always felt weird about putting leashes and harnesses on my cats, but I use those so they can chill on the balcony — at least they won't fall off this way 😸

@volpeon
There is a Russian translation of Hobbit (and LotR too of course) in which the "bag" part is also translated. I've always found it very funny 😂
@katerbilbo

@justacalculator
Is there a horror movie in this setting? I don't want to see it 😱
Well, maybe just a tiny peek 😉
@lowqualityfacts

@yukiame And just as I tuned the amp on, something weird started happenning to the speaker's mic 😂

@yukiame Okay-okay, I just have to turn my amp on 😁

@enduser@toot.io
So ham radio is radio for pigs? Like police frequencies? Whoah! 😮
@safiuddinkhan

@lowqualityfacts Not every sheep! There are very uneducated ones who can't even count to one 🐑

@yukiame Her face looks familiar… No, I mean really, the face 😂

@mjdxp
- And all of that is a Zoom meeting

@Sylvhem
Might also work when it's not about depression 😅
I have dropped out of university because:
✅ "It was too limiting for my free-spirited personality, it was like living in a cage"
❌ "I'm a deadbeat"

@yukiame Thanks!
This was just a pun though, because you've posted a photo of man behind this and he looks, well, like a man without any standing out features, but he had a slide on privacy features so I have mixed them up 🤪
Nevermind.

@yukiame Does he have any distinguishing privacy features? 😄

@mangeurdenuage @mae Join our Facebook group, follow the same people we do, the winner, randomly determined by our "AI" trained on your GMail messages (you have to provide access), will receive the link to their Twitter DMs. Upon receiving the message you have a week to make £25 voluntary donation to us to make the download or the link expires. The deal if final — no moneyback or exchange guaranteed.
Still not satisfied? C'mon, we're free software, we aren't getting paid for this. Or are we?🤔

@samuelnorbury I don't need the computing power of modern smartphones. it's mostly wasted because even UI is often based on same tech that drive the web, turn system WebView off in an Android smartphone and you'd be surprised how many apps break.
Even the phone I have now: 8 Gb of RAM, 3 GHz octacore processor — and that's a midranger. What's that? I can use a laptop that is magnitude less performant and be fine with it. Well, at least it can last five days on one charge, thanks to huge battery😁

@samuelnorbury Neither is currently an option for me as they don't ship here. I can use some proxy parcel service, but, both being very experimental devices, if things go wrong, the return might become a hassle 😩
No, I'm quite satisfied with the phone I have now, but I've seen these Nokias being sold and I was thinking it would be nice to have a not-so-smart phone that could act as an access point and have at least some Matrix and Fedi capabilities — that would be perfect.
Truth is…