m0xEE @m0xee@librem.one

Every day is Halloween in Russia: children beg for food and unholy creatures roam the streets dressed as humans (or should it be the other way around? 🤔)
It's too late anyway, so this thing is going to become soup!

Well, at least it's medium to medium well. I hope I'm safe 😋

Enjoying steak at 9pm might not be the brightest idea, but I didn't have proper lunch and only some light salad for supper.
And it's too late to put it back in the fridge anyway.
Looks like I'm not going to bed soon 🥩

@nerdtronics@mstdn.starnix.network The skin colour might be a bit off, bu-u-ut… 🤭

My cat was out of tune. My cat was out of tune.
I don't, know how to tune a cat, do you? So I took mine into a cat shop.
When I got my cat back, it didn't work right. Didn't do as many cat things™, but I've got it fixed.

— Hi
— Hi? Earthling, I thought you'd be like "WTF?!" when you see me
— No, man, it's you who is going to be like "WTF?!" a lot pretty soon

#rusmeme

Rock and hip-hop/rap music is going to be prevalent here because these songs have lyrics. Okay, and I'm biased. There are a lot of talented Russian jazz and electronic musicians and I'm going to make room for them by making a few exceptions, here for example.
Punk-jazz band that you can actually dance to, their live shows are superb! Friends of mine so it's always a few beers and a great walk at night time in Moscow — if they have a gig, I'm in! 😅

Alright, can I just be Russian once in a while?
Not the crazy homicidal Russian, but plain old not-too-healthy fun Russian. No, I'm still not talking about drunk knife-fighting, I'm just going to enjoy some vodka and a Bulgarian crime TV series 🥴
#vodka #pork

My Deathadder has kicked the bucket, first going for doubleclick on the left button and then for no click.
The cheap phone strategy worked quite well for me, why not give cheap mice a try? I had a huge discount on this rodent — Microsoft Ergonomic Mouse that is, got it for less than $10, MS store lists it at $40. It's nice, but the cable is not braided and the sensor is awful, certain area of my mousepad that makes it go crazy. Maybe I should use old wireless Lancehead that turned wired instead🤷

I didn't get a minute of sleep this night, so I decided to make a very unhealthy breakfast to complement that 😋

@m0xee
Some theories from Twitter, screenshot 1:
— Is he rejecting that broad?
— No, he wants to see the others first.

Screenshot 2:
"Sorry, girls are not my type"

What is happening here?

For those who don't speak Russian, the drawing is subtitled with "Pioneer (Soviet boyscout) makes an example (is a role model) for all the kids".
And the kid's speech bubble reads "No!"

Do we keep calling these Elizabethan collars or are they Charlean now? 😼
#cats

That's it!
Might be a bit too much, but that is the first mean I'm having today and the only so far, so I'm really hungry 😋

Okay, now this stuff looks like Stonehenge 😂

And now for some potatoes, that I've boiled beforehand.

Here they are.

Almost there.

On to the frying pan!

I'd very much prefer the other kind of pigs being harmed in the process of making these, but, unfortunately, that is all I have 🐷
#cooking