The ancient Greeks had spirits; we have apps:
"What oppressed the pious Greek was the cloud of spirits that surrounded him, ready and able, he believed, to spy upon him, interfere with him, and do him evil." -- Durant
@kyle we even have apps to talk to spirits I’m sure
@kyle apps made in sacrifice to the gods of operating systems and programming languages.
(Considering the lack of software metrics, this isn't really a joke.)