Michael 🏴‍☠️ Fleet @f1337@librem.one

I just wish I could write a damned build procedure in a damned programming language. I wish people shared their damned build procedures written in a damned programming language.

I am so tired of guessing what some RORA[*] artist mean by some weird variable name in some arcane hieroglyphic gestural psuedo-language, and then being able to test it by -- you guessed it -- running it 300 times in prod and searching stack overflow for some matching line in a stack dump.

Juneteenth (June 19th) is not a "holiday celebrating when news of the end of slavery finally reached Texas." No. Just no. Y'all make it sound like network latency! Like we were playing Fortnite, and all the Black players were lagging.🤡

Juneteenth is when the racist state of Texas took another very public L. Texas did everything it could to keep slavery going as long as possible. They gave up land to Oklahoma, so they could be below the slavery line. The Alamo was a victory for abolitionists.

punk rock levels are currently at 70% but fluctuating wildly

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Today, we officially released Briar Mailbox to improve connectivity between peers: https://briarproject.org/news/2023-briar-mailbox-released/

The choice of functional reactive models (vs, you know, software) is not even a major plot point in this drama.

To the extent the world cares about why it's so expensive to make websites/apps and feel backed into FB/Meta/Google answers for how to do it reasonably is related to, uh, "pure fuctions"?...is a footnote, and not the entertaining kind.

Forty years before Ted Kaczynski wrote his manifesto, Ellul more fully explored the same ideas.

The reasons Kaczynski has staying power, particularly in anarchist movements, aren't flattering: spectacle, violence, and his text is much shorter.

@wendynather Didn't he do some of the telescope control in FORTH?
The Mel story reminds me of when one of my CS professors talked with reverence about how Alan Turing wrote self-modifying assembly language and I thought, "isn't that how it's done when your processor sucks?" I had been writing self-modifying code for the Apple II for 5 years at that point.

President Biden cites facts that white supremacy terror is America’s greatest domestic security threat—and MAGAs lose their minds.

Here’s the thing.

I’m Muslim. I don’t feel attacked when people condemn the Taliban because Taliban do not represent Muslims and I proudly take the lead in condemning Taliban terrorism.

If you’re MAGA white and feel personally attacked when Biden condemns white supremacy terror—you are absolutely telling on yourself.

@renice I fee like all the web3 folks should really fucking answer for their crimes.

I'm like...pressed on my desire for restorative justice here.

@jsrailton
It really burns me that people are hyping and using ChatGPT and the like not understanding that "hallucinations" are not bugs, but that they only work by hallucinating: They are a model of 'what should the next word be to make something that "looks correct"' rather than "is correct", and no amount of patching is going to cause a hallucination machine to switch from "looks" to "is".

And those BEHIND the tools either know or should know this, but simply chose to ignore it.

And this was bubbling around inside me this week, and the gas hadda go somewhere, and then I had a big brain-fart:

I don't have to simplify by using the JDK and straight JUnit and code that throws exceptions.

FFFS, I'm a professional programmer.

Code up an environment -- still java -- where all of that nasty detail-oriented irrelevant crap is wrapped and controlled in simple straightforward API.

Make a library, ya idjit!

Doh.

Aight, I wrote a long meandering thread the other day, got halfway through it, then crapped out, promising to pick it up later.

On re-examining that original, it's a little too scattershot and free-associative to try to rescue, so I'm actually gonna start over here, and go simpler and faster and straighter.