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Not sure how we went from plain, straightforward words to LinkedIn speak but now you can use Kagi Translate to fit right into that crowd:

https://translate.kagi.com/?from=en&to=LinkedIn+speak

Do not try to solve all life's problems at once -- learn to dread each
day as it comes.
-- Donald Kaul

A man with one watch knows what time it is.
A man with two watches is never quite sure.

There are three schools of magic. One: State a tautology, then ring the
changes on its corollaries; that's philosophy. Two: Record many facts.
Try to find a pattern. Then make a wrong guess at the next fact; that's
science. Three: Be aware that you live in a malevolent Universe controlled
by Murphy's Law, sometimes offset by Brewster's Factor; that's engineering.

Professor Jiang taps the sign 😏

Here at Vibe Industries we have great plans for 2026!

Vibe nuclear engineering: rods in? rods out? Just trust the flow!

Vibe air traffic control: let's see which plane feels like landing first.

Vibe bridge construction: eyeball the angles, gravity vibes along!

Vibe bomb disposal: cut whichever wire resonates with your aura.

Vibe firefighting: spray wherever the hose wants to go.

Vibe elevator repair: kick until the machine hums in the right key!

So we are down to 3 options. I will pay out of pocket to keep the site running until the end of this year, but between now and then we need either 1) To have another $200 per month in total subscriptions. 2). To have someone who wants to takeover the site and all financial responsibilities - if so, it is theirs at no charge. Or - the saddest option - 3) We need to close the doors of FA for good after 12/31/25. (Continued)

This is the Casio TM-100 Transmitter Watch, a rare piece of technology released in 1987 that became a groundbreaking innovation, arguably ahead of its time.

This wristwatch featured a built-in FM radio transmitter, complete with its own antenna and microphone. With this "small" device, you could turn yourself into a portable radio station anywhere, allowing anyone with a radio receiver within a range of up to 100 meters to hear you.

© Inventos y Genios Brillantes

#archaeohistories

the bottle caps stay on during sex

2025 whats the worst than can... oh fkuk #seatree_2025_07

Ozzy Osbourne's medical examiner found traces of blood in his drugs & alcohol system.

Do you need an SSL/TLS certificate on your local machine for development and testing purposes? Fear not! There is a free tool called mkcert for making locally trusted development certificates for developers and IT pros.

https://github.com/FiloSottile/mkcert

Diplomacy is the art of letting the other party have things your way.
-- Daniele Vare

The reverse side also has a reverse side.
-- Japanese proverb

May those that love us love us; and those that don't love us, may
God turn their hearts; and if he doesn't turn their hearts, may
he turn their ankles so we'll know them by their limping.