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@realcaseyrollins There's been an ENORMOUS focus out of him of governors either appreciating him or not appreciating him enough.

So I'm guessing ventilators will be issued to appreciative states.

Trump's coronavirus press conference today

1) Fuck New York, they cannot have any ventilators, they should have bought some months ago.
2) Gosh golly though, lotta people dying, and it sucks that so many people are dying, wish I could do something, but wow, dying. deaths.
3) The media keeps quoting the things I say, and asking me followup questions on the things I say, and that's really bad for our country, really bad, that the media reports on the things I say
4) I talked to the sports commissioners and we have to get our country back because sportsball
5) "Who ever heard of 180 million masks?"
6) I'm not sending ventilators because I don't like the media and the media won't say it was enough ventilators so now you get no ventilators
7) the invisible enemy the invisible enemy the invisible enemy (Think I've identified his new Three Word Phrase)

Attention all celebrities: Please shut up for the duration of the pandemic.

@quaylessed I think that's the joke.

I'm all for Gab building a Zoom replacement. No one will use it but it's a neat idea.

@dwaltiz a girl can dream too
I wanna comfort boys with my boobs ;_;

re: corona 

If there were any doubt my van is the ultimate survival vehicle, look what I just found in there!

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Looks like we're going back to the splendour of the dirty 30's. It may be time to ask our grandparents for advice.

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