Also Named Bort 🇨🇦 @terryenglish@librem.one

so over the weekend i texted this dude who said he might potentially want to possibly go on a date sometime

he responded the same day and said, “hey blessing, good to hear from you. you should check out usajobs.gov, they have a bunch of great jobs there”

uh.. so i didn’t respond cause like.. okay? why are you telling me this?

he sent me another text yesterday. “hey blessing, just wondering if you checked out usajobs.gov yet?”





...this is my dating life.

@terryenglish i was the first person to contact him once he joined fedi. I sent him goatse!

@Julia i don’t want to fuck my dad, but girls tend to be attracted to men who are similar to their father. or the father they wish they’d had if they have daddy issues.

@papush

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@mewmew well then you're a quadruple qt

@Jessica yes but youre a double qt :

@mewmew ur qt too

Jessica is a qt

now that they joined my instance they're a double qt

@Jessica

Who has moved to Librem One?
What services did you ditch?
Did you bring friends or family? 😀
https://librem.one #Purism #LibremOne #privacy

An alternate universe where you can kiss your own ass
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@terryenglish Or just don't use it, idk.

Halp I need a grownup
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Guggenheim collection y'all
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Much better
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So apparently if a Gab user doesn't follow someone outside of Gab they will not get notifications from that user. That's not very freeze peachey