Also Named Bort 🇨🇦 @terryenglish@librem.one

@icameheretoawoo @alyx @nerdman frankly I'd awoo like nobodies business

@icameheretoawoo @alyx @kitty That's the spirit! Was it Awoo, in the beginning, or the more simple and perfect Aooo?

@kitty @alyx @icameheretoawoo You know what awoo needs to spread? A schism. Nothing makes religious beliefs spread faster than bloodletting over minutia.

@terryenglish @chumii @deadheat she's overweight tho lol
Also I think she's jsut dating me cuz she arrived in germany 3 weeks ago and doesnt know anybody who speaks english

@nerdman @alyx @icameheretoawoo
> A world where all nouns are "awoo"

@nerdman @alyx @icameheretoawoo The a-woo-lpha and the o-woo-mega

@alyx @icameheretoawoo Are you suggesting that the apocalypse is not awoo itself?

@icameheretoawoo
This makes me wish people could awoo in the apocalypse.
@kitty

@kitty @alyx @icameheretoawoo Awoo is how the apocalypse is averted.

@icameheretoawoo
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@icameheretoawoo There's blue pills for that nowadays.

@icameheretoawoo
What if bad things...
... are actually good things?

@icameheretoawoo maybe you can make a bot that reposts your awos to a japanese lewd instance so it can never be block

make bunposting great again

@icameheretoawoo Your pfp looks like it needs more awoo.

@terryenglish @igeljaeger I legit think about going back to their church and looking into marrying one of their daughters sometimes, even if I'm not a Protestant.

They are also very prosperous because German work ethic.

@igeljaeger @terryenglish There are the evangelical pentecostals who are a little crazy, but not in the sense of being aggressive and disrespectful, they just like their noisy celebrations.

The traditional Luterans are the nicest people you could meet though, very polite and friendly. I'm from a Catholic family but my aunt married a German Luteran, and through them I got to know that community a little.

@terryenglish @ililiiiililiilillil @deadheat @icameheretoawoo implying the migrants arent jacking off to anime tiddies too

@terryenglish @icameheretoawoo @deadheat @igeljaeger You just have to make good investments and make modest gains. Compound interest is ya boi. I started investing about 10 years ago my $200-1000 a month is now 6 figures.

@terryenglish @ililiiiililiilillil @deadheat @icameheretoawoo pretty meh