Also Named Bort 🇨🇦 @terryenglish@librem.one

@alyx @terryenglish @icameheretoawoo @nerdman @MisterRogersSnapped I mean honestly, if you google "aooo" then you get nothing even resembling anything worth worshipping. "Awoo" is where it's at.

@MisterRogersSnapped
You might win this battle, but you'll never be able to silence Aooo, since Aooo is truth, and truth is eternal.
@nerdman @icameheretoawoo @terryenglish @kitty

@icameheretoawoo I don't even feel the wind of your fist as I utter...

Aooo

... then dodge like a straight man dodges a trap.

It would seem that someone telling me that my pfp is overly caffeinated has started a war about awoo.

An awooar.

@terryenglish @icameheretoawoo Yes. Aooo isn't a desert religion afraid of anal exploration.

@icameheretoawoo That's your problem, by contaminating the Aooo with that paganistic rune "W" it turns everything you say into ineffective. YOUR MEMES CAN'T BREAK THE AOOO.

@terryenglish @kitty @alyx @icameheretoawoo See? Schisms WORK. This is my postulate. Hopefully someone will be able to carry this forward because I've already dropped a w instead of an o a couple of times already. Retards don't make good pastors.

@terryenglish
Not quickly enough if you ask me. This schism and Great War of Aooo was a long time coming.

Repent you Awoo blasphemers!
@kitty @icameheretoawoo @nerdman

@terryenglish @nerdman @icameheretoawoo @alyx @kitty It is Awoo. It was always Awoo. It shall forever be Awoo. The Aooites will fall like huweat in front of a scythe.

"The Awoo is my shepherd; I shall not lose my W. Her ears and her hat, they comfort me. She maketh me lie down in soft comforters; she restoreth my soul..."

@icameheretoawoo @alyx @nerdman @terryenglish MAGA: Make Awoo Great Again?

@alyx @icameheretoawoo @kitty @terryenglish I think burning at the stake is appropriate and since we're all evolved individuals in touch with nature we'd consume the resulting roast, lest it go to waste.

And no, it's not cannibalism, because catholics get away with that "body of Christ" nonsense.

@icameheretoawoo Gablins don't block me because the purity of Aooo makes it so they don't even see me.

@terryenglish god, I miss LAN parties

@terryenglish where's the neckbear- oh there he is, how did I miss that?

@icameheretoawoo @alyx @kitty @terryenglish And so it was not Jojo that took my brother in the Aooo but Satan who distracted him with lies of W.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17KmNrG9pE4&app=desktop

@terryenglish @icameheretoawoo @alyx @kitty Socialist mustache man will not repress the Aooo!

fedi: it's like every other social platform in existence, but you can't just move to another one to get away from the bs