Also Named Bort 🇨🇦 @terryenglish@librem.one

How is Lobster supposed to farm kiwi egg under water without vital kiwi farming information?

Cows they talks about don't even look like real cow. No pretty fur, or horns, or beautiful singing voice.

Lobster is disappointed that KiwiFarms website has almost no information on either Kiwi birbs or farming.

I prefer both my hardware and my software to be user-serviceable.

Aruba I make ya sudo gonna take ya to a root prompt I wanna own ya pretty momma. Key escrow I now know baby why don't we go. Oh I want to take you down to Ring0 we'll get there fast and then we'll take it slow. That's where we want to go way down to Ring0. https://threatpost.com/hpe-sudo-bug-aruba-platform/169038/

@esheep AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

thanks

@ocean @esheep arigatou neko-chan

@esheep @TurboMoist

Happy birthday T-tan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday @TurboMoist! May you stay moist for many years to come

@terryenglish @Shiroyasha @p @theblessing actualy currently comes directly from blackrock they all get mad at me cuz i tell em its going to be like i told them they losing again in 2024
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It's the year 2030.

An entire industry exists providing social media management, and management solutions, that automate tasks like properly celebrating every month and week as mandated, or as needed to target your customer base.

AI scans every outbound post from support agents, to keep disgruntled or clueless employees from ruining your social credit score. It also assists those support agents in making sure that language banned on Monday isn't accidentally used in support tickets on Tuesday for a company shutdown by Wednesday.

"gays shouldn't exist because aids and I don't want aids and I don't want them spreading their aids or giving me aids"

*one mask mandate later*

"It's my God given right as an American citizen to spew virus at you."

@terryenglish @theblessing @11112011 Blitz got busted for copypasta.

But there are a lotta fun people around these parts.

#cuteposting https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/92459549

Everything is cute with custom emojis

A priest advised Voltaire on his death bed to renounce the devil.
Replied Voltaire, "This is no time to make new enemies."

http://archive.linux.or.jp/general/gallery.html

this shit is kawaii

@ocean pumkcofe

s i p

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