Also Named Bort 🇨🇦 @terryenglish@librem.one

Have you ever asked your bitch for other bitches?

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The Daily Mail
Tuesday, December 5, 2000

he lonnnngggggg

I went to church to confess my sins to God
And then I realized there was no God and I had no sins.

would you rather be in jail for 10 years or in a coma for 20 years?

so I dreamed of a stranger who has a nipple grown on his leg lying on the hospital bed. I asked him what happened and he answered that a young lady accidentally dropped it and he asked the doctor to implant it in his leg.

If you ever had sex with a guy because he said you were intelligent/creative/funny you got played hard.

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Things worth having are worth cheating for.

Black neko from Android 11

Rascal the cat, I did not manipulate blankets or cat for said photo

grumpy and pms and no cofe