Also Named Bort 🇨🇦 @terryenglish@librem.one

@Oblivia we're trying to cheer up Julia and give him ideas for either fixing his anxiety or killing himself. We're using therapeutic mocking, bullying, and jokes as our technique, you're welcome to join in if any of that appeals to you

@Grandtheftautism @Julia @MisterRogersSnapped @icameheretoawoo @terryenglish It's the ivory coast. I'm pretty sure they're sicker than you.

@endlessmike @Julia @MisterRogersSnapped @icameheretoawoo @terryenglish DAMMiT I can't do it there, that would be racist. My kids would never live it down. "YOUR DAD'S THAT ONE WHO FED HIMSELF TO STARVING AFRICANS AND KILLED THEM ALL" and all that.

@MisterRogersSnapped @Grandtheftautism @Julia @icameheretoawoo @terryenglish Amazon might be a tall order, better split the difference and shoot for New Guinea.

@endlessmike @icameheretoawoo @Julia @MisterRogersSnapped @terryenglish undertaker? I want to be fed to a cannibalistic Amazon tribe, surely the shit-eating grin on my face will make me look more appetizing. Then they'll die of chicken pox or measles, but they'll be well-fed and have plenty of chicharonnes for a little while

@MisterRogersSnapped @Julia @endlessmike @icameheretoawoo @terryenglish the very last ones will die with suspicious-looking pork rinds in their hands

@MisterRogersSnapped @Julia @LarryFoulke
What a drag it is getting old

@Grandtheftautism @endlessmike @Julia @icameheretoawoo @terryenglish Better get er done, there arent that many untouched tribes left. Or that much Amazon, tbh, unless those assholes on the internet went full bugman and started eating the long pork.

@Julia @LarryFoulke Go to the fucking doctor before you fucking off yourself. You are having a massive anxiety attack. You need the big fucking xanax bars. It will make that feeling go away for a little bit til you can get the source of it sorted out.

@endlessmike @icameheretoawoo @Julia @terryenglish That is how I want to be remembered, man. Why not be remembered for how you look when you feel your best? A mean ass bitter beer face orgasm, lol.

@icameheretoawoo @MisterRogersSnapped @Julia @terryenglish Fuck that, the undertaker would never be able to get the look off your face. That's you for all eternity.

@MisterRogersSnapped @icameheretoawoo @Julia @terryenglish I want to choke to death on a sandwich while getting head

@icameheretoawoo @terryenglish @Julia I just want to have a stroke while getting head.

@icameheretoawoo @Julia second the motion.

Everybody fucking feels exactly that way. Everyone is waiting for the other shoe to drop, everyone I know, anyhow.

This whole trip is a suicide death machine with mighty fucking iron wheels rolling over you, the monster at the wheel is loneliness, the fuel is the bile of hundreds of years, the keys are a full tommy gun magazine of .45 ACP, shoved down into a black pit keyhole that seems to impossibly go down and down forever, a keyhole spiral, a roaring whirlpool straight to the black depths. The doors are wooden. The truckbed is full of dynamite, straight from Alfred Nobel and DuPont chemical products.

The world is a lit match, your furrowed brow is the fuse.

@Julia Most people are accidents. Deal with it.

@p lol thanks! I like weird/unique stuff

@Secftblgirl You seem to be really good at finding interesting stuff like this.

My son successfully navigated my "MacGuyver obstacle course" featuring a lockpick set high out of reach, bomb-diffusing clues inside a padlocked bag, and a snap circuits "bomb" behind a locked bathroom door. #prouddad #lifeskills

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