Also Named Bort 🇨🇦 @terryenglish@librem.one
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I have moved to terryenglish@blob.cat so please follow me there.
Joined May 2019
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@absturztaube Good slep kitty. Pets for you ❤️
@mangeurdenuage Now there's a relationship that works.
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Watch "Krystal Ball: Police Guard Dumpster Of Food, Protecting Profits Over People" on YouTube
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I went to church to confess my sins to God
And then I realized there was no God and I had no sins.
And then I realized there was no God and I had no sins.
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would you rather be in jail for 10 years or in a coma for 20 years?
@gingermilk No sense in letting a perfectly good nipple go to waste.
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so I dreamed of a stranger who has a nipple grown on his leg lying on the hospital bed. I asked him what happened and he answered that a young lady accidentally dropped it and he asked the doctor to implant it in his leg.
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If you ever had sex with a guy because he said you were intelligent/creative/funny you got played hard.
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Things worth having are worth cheating for.
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moved to @kumicota@bae.st
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Rascal the cat, I did not manipulate blankets or cat for said photo
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I have moved to terryenglish@blob.cat so please follow me there.
Joined May 2019
