m0xEE @m0xee@librem.one

@ozzelot @FandaSin
O, Captain! My Captain! Rise up and hear the bells 🤪

@romin
Well, aren't THOSE enjoying their duck since yesterday already? 🤔

@romin
Not yet ☝

@slashdot
I'd still prefer an incendiary munitions strike, but a fundraiser to buy it out and shut down its development is also acceptable.

@p @Tony @Doll @SilverDeth @silverpill @graf
> cia-chan
Who dared humanise the CIA? That's repugnant and absolutely unacceptable! 😤

@nyanide In post-UNIX system you make everything your post-problem 🤪

@StefanThinks
> do you really want to drive around with a bucket of poop
Hey, at least you didn't get FBI knocking on your door for plotting a kidnapping of one of the incoming Trump's Cabinet nominees! 😏

@romin

@theorytoe
Was she in a lesbian relationship with her dead parents? I mean with makeup like that… 😏

@romin
Should I respond with "Antlers?" or should I admit it already that it's not one of the jokes that get funnier every time you repeat them and give up on it? 🤔

Oh, come on, why am I so judgemental? Let's give it another chance!

Antlers?

@Tony
Why would you? We can always just unmute you when you sober up 😏

@nyanide
It's not lying, it's flattering! Same as with peeing on a skeleton… I think 🤔 Although that one's tiny bit more… refined 🤭
@iwillbite

@romin
All-female Gin Tama cast is at it again? 🤭

@nyanide
Tell them to pee on a skeleton!

@matthew
And 2014 Mini is probably still a decent machine she would be able to keep using, maybe for another decade, until something breaks in it finally 😅

@meso
> roast a turk
— In the comedic sense? 😅
— 😐
— In the comedic sense? Right? 😟

@yenguardian