m0xEE @m0xee@librem.one

@newt @kaia
You can become a girl yourself and even keep your balls if you consume less sodium salts e.g. use less table salt when cooking.
Also helps keep the blood pressure low. The government doesn't want you to know about this cheat code!!!

@cell
Probably on of the few places where you can pull out your Petaluma plushie to make a photo and no one around is even remotely interested what that thing is 😆

@RUSHIFA
Ba-king Br-ead? 🤭

@kirby
> Openbsd is awesome but maybe I'll consider a Linux in the future
"Sorry, Fish Linux" 😂

@anemone @Tony
Bot just can't into references (and metaphors) and takes everything you post at face value 🤷

@Anachron
And passkeys… I don't get that either, to me this "just rely on someone's infrastructure and expect it to be secure and comfy" sounds like bullshit🤷

@Anachron
> I don't know anybody writing down 2FA passwords or codes
I do! And OTPs are generated by a script on a particular machine that I call over ssh — so those aren't stored on the same machine I'm logging in from😁

@tadano @theorytoe mischievoustomato@mitra.taihou.website
What's wrong with the original post though? I have an old HP laptop and I had to replace the wireless Mediatek board in it with an Intel one — now it's miles better, at least it works. Mediatek is indeed a pile of shite 😖

@Hyolobrika @inpc
Occupied the post office and telegraph… Well, sort of. Like a seasoned insurgent 😹

@kevinrothrock
If I were him, I won't be touching a thing that is remotely controlled and has an enormous battery in it.

@solidsanek @kaia @lain
OMFG!!! 😲

@solidsanek @kaia
Duster-woman or that guy who is like forty, but pretends he's a wizard by taking pretentious poses of an eight y.o.? 🤔

@romin
No, a lot of people indeed "live like this" (and that is disgusting 😖)

@kirby @iska
😼: All your tabs are belong to us!