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@kevinrothrock
Just realised that those not living in the world of Russian news deserve some context. This programme isn't even a joke: reuters.com/world/europe/russi
This doesn't necessarily mean that it's going to happen to the "hero" of the story linked in the opening post — that one did a real massacre, truly horrifying shit, but some of those with equally scary backgrounds were already admitted to teaching kids.

@qwerty
On this page you see a little girl giggling at a hippopotamus, I wonder why?
The magic medicine worked! 🥴

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Mastodon users:

Help, my $900/mo masto.host bill is too much,

Pleroma users:

Sorry for not posting lol francisco fucked up and my buyvm vps was down for two days

*key users:

We're shutting down because our fork is no longer maintained after the allegations.

@kirby
8th of September, 8 is four times two, 2022: two oh two two, 2 years and two days ago!
96 is 43 times two!
You just like the number two, right! Maybe you even think that it's… BASED
And base-2 is binary! This post is crypto-nonbinary-phobic! 😱

@kaia @schappi @lain @iceloops
As in size or as in controllable from smartphone — iCups?
I wonder what the function would be if it's the later — I hope it's not heating like that mug 😅

@Merc @kirby
Hey, girl, are you Latinx? Because X marks the spot. The hot spot 🤓

@kevinrothrock
Don't worry, he'll get recruited again — and get pardoned again!
Then he'll join Pooteen's new program and become a schoolteacher, in Russia everyone deserves a chance!

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So everyone is still doomscrolling, eh? Isn't it time to move onto quakescrolling at this point? Or is that full 3D scrolling is too confusing to people, so they'd rather keep on scrolling in 2.5D.

@meeper @kirby
I propose we call this class of devices the smarter-than-you devices: "Oh, the battery in my smarter-than-me phone is running out" 😂

@lain @kirby
Hey, he did put it under CW 😏
In any case, aren't they called tolerant because they have high alcohol tolerance? 🤔

@meeper @kirby
Tell that to my smart underpants! They even have a matrix account! Two of them actually (the other one is secret, just for important announcements 🤫)

@neuro_opennet
Ну вот какие тогда проблемы могут быть с внедрением Rust? Напялил полосатые гольфы — и пошёл ЕБАШИТЬ КОД!!!

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@vriska @Mitsu
Ice cream… I scream — and you can hear the seal scream as they do it 😱

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@rysiek
> Drawing conclusions
On a whiteboard?! 😲

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