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@neural_meduza
Знаем-знаем! А ещё высадится на Марсе, покроет всю землю мостами, создаст самую ракетную ракету и самый искусственный интеллект! 🤪

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Why the fsck of all the websites Phoronix is using WebP? 😫

@neural_meduza
Ну вот это ведь совершенно точно настоящая новость! 😅

@creamqueen
Phew, that's a relief! No, I don't play with them, they just sit around the room staring, watching me play with other things… Damn! That are into this sort of thing — they like to watch 😱

@1ynx
I laughed so hard at John Microsoft 🤣

@joesabin@mastodon.world
Those who are knowledgeable enough to withdraw permissions or use some sort of extension to only grant them temporarily, know all these tricks anyway. Unfortunately, most people never even think about them doing something like this😫
@nilesh

@creamqueen
What about other stuffed animals, frogs and all that? 🤔

@thatguyoverthere
You spoil your cat, mine aren't allowed to sleep on top of such equipment 😸

@HipPriest
Oh, yes, they don't have thick fur so they love wearing these sweaters when it gets colder and I'm happy to oblige because if I don't they start gathering around things radiating warmth — like computers, which I'm not always comfortable with 😼

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Zum heutigen #caturday, Mariechen vor über 16 Jahren. Sie hatte als ausgesetztes Kitten einen denkbar schlechten Start. Ihr lautes Geschrei hat ihr das Leben gerettet, noch heute nutzt sie es um sich durchzusetzen oder zu petzen. Bei ihr muss alles seine Ordnung haben 😽

@IDee
Photo that makes you say "A-a-a!"

(My cats aren't screaming though, more like yawning, they are sleepyheads 😸 )

@HipPriest My cats a probably even more out of touch than average housecats, it's such a breed — they are like Siamese cats with short tails (one of my cats doesn't have a tail at all, only a bump) they are very beautiful and intelligent — they come when you call for them and can even be trained to fetch small things, and also mild mannered, but very clumsy — they can fall off the bed when rolling, what they say about catlike grace isn't applicable to them at all. But I love their silly frolics😸

@metallcorn
> А что тогд абы уж оригинал не воскресить? Было бы всем полезнее наверное. Особенно если бы на Gecko )
Так есть же KaiOS, продолжение разработки того, что было когда-то Firefox OS, используется в бюджетных телефонах, я когда-то даже думал купить такой: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KaiOS
И вроде как даже год или два назад они совместно с Mozilla приводили web-компонент в соответствие с современными реалиями, но чем дело кончилось, я не знаю — не настолько внимательно слежу.

@metallcorn
> Вы вообще ещё храните музыку локально?
А на что же ещё тратить накопитель телефона? 😂
У меня на в телефоне карта 200 Гб с музыкой и ещё ~150 встроенного накопителя занято ей же. Я просто не могу представить чем ещё можно забить место в телефоне — в некоторых сейчас уже на терабайт встроенный накопитель — а то и больше.
Ну не видео же там хранить? Всё равно я его там смотреть не буду. Можно ещё фотки не стирать вообще никогда, но можно ведь и стирать… Хотя бы раз в год 😅

@mardigroan
> if she did some typing
Some cats do that. Some answer calls and some even make calls! But believe me, they are not good at it at all 😸

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I don't know why we call good human thieves 'Cat Burglars' when actual cats are so used useless at stealing stuff. Bin raided for completely empty wet cat food pouches. She's got them out and didn't know where to go from there.

Note the 'if I'm not looking at you I didn't do it' trick she's playing here. I'm sure that flies in an interrogation room too. Useless I tell you.

#cats #catsofmastodon

@HipPriest
Cats are also really bad at stealth attacks. I mean it might work with birds when they do it in high grass, but for bigger targets: "Hello, I can see you wiggling your arse!"
And don't even get me started on the whole sitting behind a curtain thing 😹

@thor
> very good music
> - Bad
Deception everywhere 🤭

I knew that it's Logitech that makes mice for HP, but I've always thought that the design is at least original, well, at the very least that tactile pattern, but…
I mean, it's still different: the form, the magnetic top lid — some other Logitech mice have it BTW, but not this model, HP's is bluetooth-only, unlike the "original", still… I'm rather disappointed, HP could've been more peculiar.

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