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@retr0id
I have my own instance (not the one I'm replying from now) on an old G4 MacMini and when I hear its fans spinning up at night, I know that someone must've followed me 😂
@Amikke

@Mojeek
I've started using laptops with such low resolution displays that your logo look crisp sharp to me 😁
There's always a solution!
@mauro

@AlohaPilgrim
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We even have ass ball emoji now, the humankind has indeed progressed! 🤭
@fcktheworld587

@OutOnTheMoors Can we loot their graves for good memes? 😈

@jstritch Infinite time! That's exactly when a lot of my projects get finished 😂
@sjvn

@rdfhrn Like systemd (inspired by launchd) and PulseAudio (inspired by CoreAudio)? 😏
@thelinuxEXP @killyourfm

@roobre Can I rename all Windows binaries to chrome.exe so Windows as a whole starts working faster? 🤔

@theorytoe
Did you type it into wrong term? 😏
If not — it's even worse! Stop spreading blasphemies, no one should ever quit vim!
@MercurialBlack

@iska Don't offend zany Earth — look what you've done, now it's crying!

m0xEE boosted

I bet my girlfriend that this picture of our cats could get 10 billion boosts on Mastodon.

She said she doesn't believe me. She said there's only 13 million accounts on Mastodon. She said there aren't even 10 billion people on Earth. She said it concerns her that I struggle so hard to comprehend large numbers.

Let's prove her wrong everyone. Boost away and show her just how awesome the Mastodon community is.

@lowqualityfacts So you are in fact Fishy, pretending you're human and Ruby is your girlfriend! You've been playing us the entire time! And this is just a pretext to show us how amazing you look together. Oh you! 😼

@dcc I mean look it this shit: breloma.m0xee.net/notice/ATOt4
Apps use system WebView and it can't even render GIFs properly, just stretches them.
I still have to figure out what to do with the cookies, I like them being cleared on closing the browser, but I don't want to login every time either. There are no Firefox Containers for the mobile version of Firefox and no extensions like ForgetMeNot to handle the exceptions, it's just all or nothing. Have to think of something 🤔

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@dcc Man, you were absolutely right, using web UI in mobile web browser isn't as bad as I expected it to be — had to alter a few things with CSS tweaks to make that floating/persistent header smaller and tweak the reply dialog to make the text box visible at all when replying to longer posts — it was concealed by onscreen keyboard. Pleroma is even better, required even fewer tweaks. And even notifications work in Fennec F-droid!
Now I can get rid of Tusky and Husky

@metallcorn Ха-ха-ха-ха! Вот это будет трудно с моей параноидальностью 😨
Хотя с Феди я немного расслабился, и всё же мне даже котов иногда бывает выкладывать непросто. Что уж говорить об отражениях в гланцевых экранах и других отражающий поверхностях.
Но я что-нибудь придумаю 😁

@kroner
Building community on hate towards something might work, but not for long. Politicians on the other hang have never had any problem exploiting it throughout human history and still do it today 🤷
@caekislove

@ChristopherBRobin And what exactly is that side that I'm picking? Doesn't matter — the wrong one? 😂
Your arguments are just insults at this point, you're just making stuff up and accusing me of it. Are you just trolling or what? 🤔
@NEETzsche @DotardTed @ThatCrazyDude @useless_idiot

@ChristopherBRobin
How am I self-hating? Hating the state that turned the country into a cesspool and started a meaningless war that will have impact on many generations to come means that I hate myself? What's wrong with you?
I do not belong to the state, I'm not obliged to love it. And this war isn't benebicial for Russians, they just die with nothing to gain.
@NEETzsche @DotardTed @ThatCrazyDude @useless_idiot

@ChristopherBRobin
What if "ideological warfare" is just some made up bullshit to make you fight equally powerless people instead of standing your ground together and to distract both of you from dwindling incomes? What if all of it is just about staying in power and keeping milking you? No, couldn't be, it has to be about "grooming" — something like that 🤣
@NEETzsche @DotardTed @ThatCrazyDude @useless_idiot

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