m0xEE @m0xee@librem.one

@lore My solution to this would be: just type all of that in again and make it look more or less the same. Come on, it's only ten pages! I won't bother with firing the divine OCR solution up for small shit like that 😂

@neural_meduza Станут ли они пользователями Apple? 🤔

@neural_meduza Он уже даже в США второй срок как не президент, а руководить жизнью россиян продолжает — доколе?!

@neural_meduza Я вам запрещаю!

@neural_meduza Привыкнут, что им лапшу на уши вешают? 😄

@kravietz @osma @chowderman
Well anyway, it's in the past now as US seems to have registered an explosion — that is proof I was waiting for. Zelensky's words alone weren't enough this time, sorry. Because I know quite well that as much as Russian military command is evil, it's also stupid.

@kravietz
@osma @chowderman
I don't think that is shifts the blame though. It's still a dam, not a child's toy — if you occupy it, be responsible!
When the first news arrived I have dismissed "the accident" version (UA attack was never even a version to me), but then I grew less skeptical to it because in addition to malice Russian management is known for sheer incompetence. They might have planned to destroy the dam — there is solid proof of that, but not now, not at this particular day.

@chowderman That is how propaganda works when some serious shit hits the fan: they don't give you a single false version, that is consistent and believable, they give you 15 different ones to choose from, maybe your bias will help you pick one that works best for you. And of course the sweet taste of "we will never know all the truth" — like it's impossible, truth is relative, pick whatever you want to believe. Journalists who try to pick the middle ground always fall into this trap.

@kravietz

@kravietz Exactly! They use the same technique over again and again, same trick as with MH17. There was a popular image on that, I don't have it at hand, it was in a form of an Excel table with three columns: UA version, EU version and RU version. UA version was "MH17 was brought down by separatists with Russian BUK", EU version is vague in the beginning, but gains details with every iteration, RU — 15 totally different random versions, sometimes the next one contradicts the previous one.

@thor It indeed is! This one's good, another one of my favourites is that three panel image macro with stills from "I Robot":
 — Can AI draw hands?
— Can you?
— …
And Will Smith's character holding his hands interlocked, but his fingers are all wrong 🤣

The beach one is quite subtle though, that's what makes it even funnier!

@thor What can be more beautiful than two pretty ladies watching sunset on the beach holding ha… Wait, WHAT?!!! 😆

@neural_meduza Заманчивое предложение, но сегодня не могу 😉

@Cooper@mastodon.bida.im
> Что теперь будет со Сбером?😱 А госуслуги
Спокойствие… 😏

@neural_meduza

@mrissi_neko I'm like that too!
Sometimes I come up with a proper response in a week or even more only to realize that post I was intending to reply to is already gone😔
So don't take too long!

@LupusGelupus@berserker.town https://www.unicode.org/reports/tr51/#gender-neutral

I use gender-neutral emojis because they are 9 bytes shorter 😏

@dvd @jk
All cats are different: one of my cats loves being thrown onto the bed and rolled around it — he likes more calm interraction too, but he really enjoys this😹
My other cat isn't like that at all, sometimes when she's looking for a place to lie beside me even patting her can ruin her mood and she runs away.

@DragonBox Even the font is a bit different, but that RetroTine logo still looks scary to me 😅

@mjdxp A geek trap? 😅
I wonder what your "freeform" games of The Incredible Machine looked like — the ones in which you don't have to solve puzzles, but can use any objects for your own pleasure.

@thor
False! We don't post facts to bore you!
Fact: we only respond with facts that contradict the memes!
🤣