m0xEE @m0xee@librem.one

@opennet Я охренел, что для того, чтобы разблокировать загрузчик у Xiaomi, надо какое-то сообщение на телефон получать и регистрироваться в их системе, больше на такое никогда не подпишусь?
Неужели у кого-то хватает смелости пользоваться ими с китайской прошивкой? 🤯

@w
> make fake screenshots of the webcam looking correct
Won't this involve showing your face over spyware? 🤔

@ivanhead
Да уж! Положим, я в лучшие годы и большее количество рублей в спирт превращал. Даже друзей приходилось звать, чтобы избавиться от того, во что превратились рубли 😂
@neural_meduza

@ALoiteringFlaneur
Но какая амбициозная была задумка…
> собственной кишечной инфекцией
Первый в мире двигатель для межпланетных полётов на пердячем пару!
@neural_meduza

@OrtibexonDev@ilyamikcoder.com
Если у вас нету тёщи, её не отравит сосед, и жена не уйдёт к другому, если у вас, если у вас… 🤪
@neural_meduza

@Houl I have two cats now so they keep each other company, but when one of them was the only cat, he was sometimes feeling lonely and I've been putting on one of these live streams for him on a large display, the ones when a webcam is set in a room full of kittens and they play around with each other. Unlike my other cat this one almost never pays attention to what happens on the screen, but this stuff he enjoyed. He even tried interacting by making cat noises 😹

@sunaonavi Тот случай, когда ремонт выйдет дороже чем купить новую 😅
@neural_meduza

@gemlog I remember these guys being a bit younger 😅
They were popular in Russia in late 90-ies — early 2000-s, I doubt that many could understand the lyrics — Spanish wasn't a popular foreign language to learn at the time, but there was an MTV programme during which subtitled versions of videos were broadcasted.
@Maya

@neural_meduza «Да вы с ума сошли! Это отечественное пиво»— прокомментировал недоумевающий хозяин.

@vint И в сервис уже не обратиться — гарантия давно закончилась.
@neural_meduza

@sunaonavi Если назвать нейросеть Надеждой, умрёт ли она два раза? Будет ли это значить, что у неё две жизни? 🤔
@neural_meduza

@gemlog Wow, you did put it to good use!
I'm pretty sure you can do that with ffmpeg too, but it's been years since I tried that. I know ImageMagick is a great tool, but… you know, the learning curve — when you do you best not to touch something that looks too versatile and powerful, but also complex. I think I got into ffmpeg when clipping videos with avidemux got too repetitive and not precise enough, I was like "This thing just makes previews and spawns ffmpeg, why don't I do this myself?"

@gemlog And I took a habit of not interacting with others in this state of mind — no, I don't get mean or offensive or something like that, I just get talkative, but I'm very paranoid at the same time so I just make a lot of stuff up. I'm going to close my Fedi tabs pretty soon 😋

@gemlog No! Last time I've pulled that off I couldn't remember half the fun I've had, I'm not making that mistake again 😅
When it comes to alcohol, I have this weirdly good metabolism, but I'm doing my best not to abuse it. It's nice to "tune out" once in a while and stop worrying about… almost everything, just have fun watching stupid shows, but not too often.

@Joseph@stop.voring.me
Just like my cat! He likes being called a sweet bunny, he's white, doesn't have a tail and LOVES having his ass slapped — he sometimes does stupid shit, but in a very unstealthy manner, so he would get noticed and punished — yeah, looks like he's into this sort of thing 😸

Ah, also… almost forgot about it.
What a week, huh? 🥴

I'm going to make another attempt at watching Nichijou, previous two were failed miserably so this time I've got a liter of cheap scotch on me to make things easier. Didn't help with K-On! though — I still couldn't watch it even after having a bottle of vodka. Maybe I'm just not cut out for what KyoAni does 🤷

@gemlog ffmpeg is just great — my friends think I'm weird because I clip videos using some command line incantation, but it's actually easy if you do it several times a day. ImageMagick is still uncharted territory to me though, but what I want with images is basically scaling, cropping, expanding by filling with color of choice and converting to different format — and ffmpeg does this just fine with images too.

@gemlog Yeah, that's what they always do: make something "easier to use" so even non-techie could use that, but end up with something just as complex, but also a thing on its own so it leaves even a seasoned software developer puzzled about how to use that 😅

@gemlog No, I mean if MS has that, LibreOffice does too — it sure does, it had some rudimentary facilities for accessing database even in StarOffice days, now AFAIK they even have a separate component for Postgres.
But I bet it would have taken you longer to figure out how to accomplish that using built-in tools 😁