 
Love! Happy Martin Luther King, Jr. Day! My cats & I form a Beloved Community. #cats #CatsOfMastodon #MLKday #peace #snuggles
@kevinrothrock 
«Я Вам потом скажу. У нас, знаете, есть поговорочка, такая грубоватая, про бабушку, про дедушку…  Если бы у бабушки были внешние половые органы дедушки, она была бы дедушкой, а не бабушкой. Поэтому что там говорить»
@panorama 
Прочитал эту новость как настоящую и возмутился всего в одном месте. Возможно, я действительно слишком пессимистично отношусь к современным технологиям 😅
@kaia 
Going through pull requests submitted to your mailbox? 📫
@splitshockvirus 
Five stupid questions that will get you fired and make you become homeless — adjusted for pre-AI era 😅
@kravietz 
The original plan was probably painting Ukraine and the EU as the ones freezing people to death, but Russia has failed to spin it the right way, both EU and Ukraine demonstrated the willingness to cooperate and at this point it started being perceived as it was Russia willing to sacrifice people for short-term political gains (which it is). With tables turned insisting meant bad PR and backing out made more sense 🤷
@mangeurdenuage 
But can it run Doom while simultaneously printing Bad Apple on an infinite roll of paper? 🤔
Developers, please be careful when installing Homebrew. Google is serving sponsored links to a Homebrew site clone that has a cURL command to malware. The URL for this site is one letter different than the official site.
Note: Google allows the ad sponsors to specify an URL that will be displayed on the ad (original brew.sh here), but the click takes you to the malware domain brewe.sh.
@bartholin @kaia 
Scarf ace 🤣
@RustyCrab @skylar @deprecated_ii 
Yammer is even real 🤣
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yammer
@fluffykittenspambot
No kittens here!
This marks the end of the Fediverse, we have officially run out of kittens 😿
None
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