m0xEE @m0xee@librem.one

@Aedius @art
To be fair, the Gopherstacian and the Ubuntu spiral look very much legit 😏

@coyoty @SpiritualAnnie @lowqualityfacts
Would he hate them enough to stage a cagefight? Now we're playing! 🍿🥤

@romin
Death Grypptobros 🤪

@newt
BACKUPS do you make them?

@newt @sun
Oh, come on! One day they will grow up and become upstanding citizens like you and me 🧓

@SpiritualAnnie @lowqualityfacts
Probably animals too… So I'd extend this to "organic lifeforms" 🤔

@RustyCrab @mia
Ass?
And why the fuck does aSia come first, before aFrica and aMerica — because the string is shorter? 🤔

@Hyolobrika @mangeurdenuage
Why the fuck do headphones even need software? 🤪

@inertia
When your Fedi account is old enough, half of those followers are already dead — either inactive or migrated to another instance and became another "follower", few bother cleaning them up — unless you switch to another instance yourself.

@RustyCrab

@lain
A few years ago I might've considered that alarming, but with the state IT is in today… that might actually be a good thing 😅

@sim
> handholding porn
Is this a thing? 😲
*types into the search bar*
You lied to me! I'm deleting my account!

(No, I'm not breaking the rest of the rules, I'm not THAT good)

@makasu @BasicAppleGuy
I still have over a dozen of them — I could never come up with a good idea what to put them on: when you place them on Apple equipment it looks kinda redundant, if you place them on something else it looks kinda lame 😂

@starwall
Being a hampster? 🤔

@nyanide
I can promise you that at the very least I will disappear for another reason — in a nuclear fire 😅

@cwwilkie @lowqualityfacts
I can see why your colleagues are so excited — this paper shredder looks amazing compared to those boring things most offices have 😈

@romin
It might be not quite what you want, but I can add nipples in MS Paint at half the price 😏

@neural_meduza
Это потому, что они не real Slim Shady!