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Cats download firmware updates once a month from the cat cloud. Here we see that Margaret has lost her signal half way through the process and has become bricked.

Fear not, she will enter recovery mode when a fly enters the room.

#CatsOfMastodon #caturday

@adamjsy
"Connection to c@tNet lost, let in any fly to retry" 😹

@gabriel @Hyolobrika
May I suggest The Keeper — to open up to the fantasies of people you know in real life, deep dark fantasies 😏

@jaleshunas
Can't believe dirt hat is not used 🤔
Also poop goblin sounds fun, should be way more popular 😂

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I'm going to follow the footsteps of former counterfeit Luke Smith and eat a capybara 🙀
Mine's a cake though 😋

@MrLovenstein
So my long posts aren't being ignored, my followers just fail to muster enough energy? 😲

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@Inginsub
Practically kill-kill-kill, murder-murder-murder 😹

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@pyrate @Inginsub
It could be worse: won at chess → this game is for nerds → depression 😩

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@theorytoe @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @EdBoatConnoisseur @theorytoe
When you get algebraic operations transferred to the other part of equation wrong twice — they get mutually zeroed out and you still get the correct result 💡
The so-called error transitivity principle! 🤭

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If I organized my life what trash would Annushka look pissed off sitting in? Did you ever think of that?
#catsofmastodon

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