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@lain @mono
Japanese fiction transforms everything into a better version of itself, sometimes they take a mythological creature or character, but do it in a rather shallow eclectic manner and you're like: "But it's not like that at all!!!"— but then you're like: "Oh, so you've made that thing a cute girl, mm-mkay…" 😂

@splitshockvirus
Yeah, I know. But the sieve I usually use was occupied with mushrooms and rice from this pack appeared surprisingly clean when I was washing it last time, and it's soup…
And yet… guilty! I think this is the third time in my life when I committed such an atrocity, I usually do my best to avoid shortcuts when dealing with grains.

@kaia
Oh, you have to see what they prescribe to people in Russia now — those are still benzodiazepines, but I've never even heard of such brand names. Makes sense as I think Alprazolam isn't available anymore, but it still feels weird and who know what the real effects are 😅

Forgive me Father, for I have sinned…
(I've put rice into soup without washing it first😧)

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@newt @arcana @karolat @mold
Mutually inclusive, diverse, equi… 🤔 Equivocal! 🤪

@neuro_opennet
Враки! С современными USB-камерами проблем нет. Вот со старыми Firewire — да, с новыми ядрами вообще ничего не получится 😢

@kevinrothrock
Just realised that those not living in the world of Russian news deserve some context. This programme isn't even a joke: reuters.com/world/europe/russi
This doesn't necessarily mean that it's going to happen to the "hero" of the story linked in the opening post — that one did a real massacre, truly horrifying shit, but some of those with equally scary backgrounds were already admitted to teaching kids.

@qwerty
On this page you see a little girl giggling at a hippopotamus, I wonder why?
The magic medicine worked! 🥴

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Mastodon users:

Help, my $900/mo masto.host bill is too much,

Pleroma users:

Sorry for not posting lol francisco fucked up and my buyvm vps was down for two days

*key users:

We're shutting down because our fork is no longer maintained after the allegations.

@kirby
8th of September, 8 is four times two, 2022: two oh two two, 2 years and two days ago!
96 is 43 times two!
You just like the number two, right! Maybe you even think that it's… BASED
And base-2 is binary! This post is crypto-nonbinary-phobic! 😱

@kaia @schappi @lain @iceloops
As in size or as in controllable from smartphone — iCups?
I wonder what the function would be if it's the later — I hope it's not heating like that mug 😅

@Merc @kirby
Hey, girl, are you Latinx? Because X marks the spot. The hot spot 🤓

@kevinrothrock
Don't worry, he'll get recruited again — and get pardoned again!
Then he'll join Pooteen's new program and become a schoolteacher, in Russia everyone deserves a chance!

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So everyone is still doomscrolling, eh? Isn't it time to move onto quakescrolling at this point? Or is that full 3D scrolling is too confusing to people, so they'd rather keep on scrolling in 2.5D.

@meeper @kirby
I propose we call this class of devices the smarter-than-you devices: "Oh, the battery in my smarter-than-me phone is running out" 😂

@lain @kirby
Hey, he did put it under CW 😏
In any case, aren't they called tolerant because they have high alcohol tolerance? 🤔

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