m0xEE @m0xee@librem.one

@ThatCrazyDude
What about Russians? Russian Postal Service is the best parcel delivery service in the whole galaxy!
Your package might never arrive in one piece… or at all — not even in five months. The child of the head of your local postal office might need that laptop more than you do😂
E.g. here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSTlXYZArNs
This package was of course NOT supposed to contain a tin can.
There used to be lots of funny compilations of how they deliver your stuff on YouTube — can't find them anymore🤔

OMG, it's Windows NT for PowerPC made boot on PowerPC Macs: https://github.com/Wack0/maciNTosh
What an abomination! 🤩
(Sadly, I don't have a compatible model, but some of you might want to give it a try)

@munir
I originally wanted to respond with Space Runaway Ideon, but I realised that it's not even that funny 😅

@rq
It can glow in infrared spectrum only if you prefer that — less distracting. How about that? 😏
@Hyolobrika

@davidgerard
I only have one Windows machine and I've been postponing updates on it for months now. It was rather long ago and I started wondering: why am I even doing this? Thanks for reminding me! 😄

@newt
Switch to Vim, start helping children in Uganda.

@dcc @ruin @lunarised
Aren't you more into Zeldas? 🤭

Google can totally explain why Chromium browsers quietly tell only its websites about your CPU, GPU usage: https://theregister.com/2024/07/12/chromium_api_system_information/

"…info about the processor you're using, so that whatever service is being provided – such as video-conferencing with Google Meet – could, for instance, be optimized and tweaked so that it doesn't overly tax your computer"
Why not always do that though? 🤔 Me having extra computing power doesn't mean that Google can waste it on whatever they deem fit!

@kaia
> dodgy Asuka
You IRL vs you on Insta 😏

@spacemagick
Wasn't this always the inspiration for Cybertruck? 😂

@ellieraejaye @selzero
Oh, yes! This and Another World!

@hindsight @rvps2001
I'm Rainbow Unicorn, I've made thousands of children in Russia gay just by being on their banking cards — I'm just too influential!
Now these MFers are cracking down on me!

@bartholin @kaia
Damn, I'll never get as good!

@david_chisnall
Reference daily intake for cats isn't even established, but we can help those with deficiency by sharing our cats! Isn't this what the Felineverse is for? 😹

@Hyolobrika
Yes, you're right, only something like this: https://mastodon.ar.al/@aral/112766969146106942
I'm joking — I don't even hate Zuckerbucks that much. I won't mind if they dropped napalm bombs on Google though 😈
But Apple, Facebook, Microsoft? I don't care about them much — you can avoid them by just not using their stuff, avoiding things Google is nearly impossible if you're using computers today 😩

Use only original IBM components!