m0xEE @m0xee@librem.one

@shoom2005
В оригинальном документе было что-то про хот-доги, но т.к. переводили PROMT'ом, получилось то, что получилось 😅
@neural_meduza

@lowqualityfacts But you have to keep doing that because if you stop, it shrinks back to normal size and you forget how to count completely — just like squirrels hiding all those nuts, but forgetting their locations after their brain shrinks 🐿

@honkwerx They are indistinguishable when they aren't in the mood for having you for breakfast 😼
@BigDuck @Marakus

@meso Like *becoming woke*? 😏
@kirby

@obihahn
Girl's nice, but I dig your shades even more. Have to get myself one of these! 😎
@yukiame

@iska Too translucent to my tastes, but good 👍
I'd either make it less translucent of use a different color for comments, they are barely legible now.

@mint Not every time. I mean that Prince dude looks totally dead to me now 😅

@oldrawgabbit
> Perhaps it's the pouring rain outside that did it.
Or maybe Fenrir going to swallow the Moon and the Sun at lunch — you know, THAT thing again 😄

@neural_meduza
Потрогали траву так сказать — пока ту ещё не всю продали в Китай 😆

@safiuddinkhan
> skills we learn are stored in another part of our long term memory called the procedural memory
This explains why those who are into object oriented programming often have no skills 😂

@efi
I'm pretty sure a lot of them are too big to swallow whole — might be unhealthy for you 😂
@mjdxp @schappi

@oldrawgabbit
Very pretty! Sorry for your loss 😿

@inhosin
Цитируя классику: «Ему не то что баб скоблить, а, будь то сказано не к ночи, такой елдой чертей глушить!» 🤣

@neural_meduza
Даёшь только непищевое пальмовое масло! Макароны из фуражного зерна на завтрак, обед, и ужин! Больше сивушных масел в водке!

@JoBlakely Yeah, but "giving off vibes" is often the opposite of what the person really is. Do you really believe that CEO might not be in the loop about a major project the company's working on? 🤨
I'm no Google sympathizer — there are few things that I hate more then Google, I even stay away from WebP, VP9 and all that shit. This guy is just funny to me, the rest of their management is even worse — all I'm saying 🤷
@aral

@annika I think they do, this is a company instance after all, I've even seen them take it down for maintenance a couple of times 🤷
Not the biggest of my concerns TBH, there are no DMs here and all posts are intentionally made public, login history? Living in Russia I'm always on VPN and I'm naturally paranoid (probably a real disorder), I'm sometimes reluctant to post my cats because something else might be in the picture and I always check screen reflections, names on screenshots and such 😅

@charlie_root Say your prayers and go to bed, morning is wiser than evening 😂

@aral
I think he's the least scary of Google (former) management, I'm not sure if any of them deservy any sympathy at all — they probably don't, but I liked his story that Chrome was developed behind his back 😂
He's definitely not one of the good guys, but I like that he gives off vibes of completely clueless one 🤪
@JoBlakely

@annika Yeah, exactly! Him!
Doesn't have all the latest bells and whistles, but it gets the job done and I like the "oldskool" feel of it. I mean most of my computers are over a decade old, why would I be on an instance with the most recent version of software? I feel right at home here 🤣
The only issue I've run into that is at least of some concern to me is that I can't upload photos from Tusky — probably some APIs changed, but Husky and web client work fine so it's not that big.

@annika No, this instance uses Smilodon, heavily modified Masto 3.1.1 — it doesn't even have DMs.
Masto itself didn't support editing at that point AFAIK.
I have my own instance that I use e.g. to make longer posts, but it runs on an old PowerPC G4 MacMini with only a gigabyte of RAM, very weak hardware. I'm afraid to post cats from it — cats are popular and I think that the poor box might just explode and set my place on fire because of sudden influx of visitors 😂