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@iska Da-a-amn! (Yes, I'm going to bring the entirety of emoji kitchen into your comments at some point 🤭)

@iska Does the new you still think that zany Earth is dumb an unoriginal? 🥺

@yukiame That's me. I sometimes go great lengths to find that picture I've seen two weeks ago in browser history on another computer 😆

@oku_yama_old
Особенно если построить, а потом взорвать в нём здание ФСБ 🤭
@neural_meduza

@oku_yama_old
> Угнать танк и сидеть в нём.
Круто! Как в GTA 🤪
@neural_meduza

@oku_yama_old
Компьютеры, ну, и с недавних пор ещё и телефон: puri.sm/products/
Но у меня никогда ничего из этого не было. В лучшие годы было сложно в РФ доставку организовать, а сейчас наверное и просто нереально.
Когда мне надо было зарегистрироваться в Fedi, я просто знал, что у них свой инстанс есть и выбрал это — по крайней мере это компания, а не какой-то бедняга за хостинг платит 😄

@retr0id
I have my own instance (not the one I'm replying from now) on an old G4 MacMini and when I hear its fans spinning up at night, I know that someone must've followed me 😂
@Amikke

@Mojeek
I've started using laptops with such low resolution displays that your logo look crisp sharp to me 😁
There's always a solution!
@mauro

@AlohaPilgrim
🧐
We even have ass ball emoji now, the humankind has indeed progressed! 🤭
@fcktheworld587

@OutOnTheMoors Can we loot their graves for good memes? 😈

@jstritch Infinite time! That's exactly when a lot of my projects get finished 😂
@sjvn

@rdfhrn Like systemd (inspired by launchd) and PulseAudio (inspired by CoreAudio)? 😏
@thelinuxEXP @killyourfm

@roobre Can I rename all Windows binaries to chrome.exe so Windows as a whole starts working faster? 🤔

@theorytoe
Did you type it into wrong term? 😏
If not — it's even worse! Stop spreading blasphemies, no one should ever quit vim!
@MercurialBlack

@iska Don't offend zany Earth — look what you've done, now it's crying!

m0xEE boosted

I bet my girlfriend that this picture of our cats could get 10 billion boosts on Mastodon.

She said she doesn't believe me. She said there's only 13 million accounts on Mastodon. She said there aren't even 10 billion people on Earth. She said it concerns her that I struggle so hard to comprehend large numbers.

Let's prove her wrong everyone. Boost away and show her just how awesome the Mastodon community is.

@lowqualityfacts So you are in fact Fishy, pretending you're human and Ruby is your girlfriend! You've been playing us the entire time! And this is just a pretext to show us how amazing you look together. Oh you! 😼

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