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@Binkle What's the actual function for this graph?

@get And animated profile backgrounds!
So I can have my MySpace page back 😂

@thor I thought they've made that configurable now. I've seen a few screenshots of iOS and it looked like custom fonts were used.

@mo Why would one use his phone to charge anything at all? The only use case I can come up with is some sort of e-cigarette/vaporizer, but you'd better not use anything but the wall charger with those things unless you want to get the board fried 🤷

@fcktheworld587 Bring me my full-sized USB-B to USB-B cable, I need to plug my MIDI keyboard into my printer! 😂
@SigmaOne@toot.party @mo

@Hyolobrika …and tell him ffmpeg already does that? 😆

@LukeAlmighty
How did she even prove it wasn't her? Did the model have and distinguishable feature like birthmark under her left breast, she undressed in front of him and didn't have it?
She has played him for absolute fool! 😂
@matrix

@georgia Why does he beg for food? Let the bastard get a job! 😹

@ep1 Futanari chemist?
Do they cook crystal… futanaris?
Like really pure?🤨

@kaia How does the bear get out of its fedihole? Oh, wait, why would it? 😂

@sgirlprivacy@universeodon.com Looks like with Python they've made it more complicated like:
If it's a nut, declare it as nut, but make all the functions that worked with nut also compatible with toasters 😂

@friend
I think it's called Hungarian notation, it wasn't invented at MS, but they definitely made it popular.
If memory serves me right, when they introduced typing into Visual Basic, type of variable was determined by the first letter of its name like this.
@TimPurdum @sgirlprivacy@universeodon.com

@nowathecat Photos like this always remind me of this show, The Tatami Galaxy, when they go to a food stand called Neko Ramen and leftover chicken broth gets transformed into a cat in a bowl.
I only vaguely remember what the show is about now, but this image is burned into my mind 😹

@killyourfm
What does it do now, only disables wireless and cellular? 😅
I was pretty sure it still disables all wireless communication including NFC.
@thibaultmol

@neural_meduza
«Гендеров может быть и много, но пол должен быть один — советский»,— прокомментировал глава администрации.

@neural_meduza В смысле прямо голову туда засовывала и давила на рычаг? 🤨

@Gluk0za Надо установить вот это: apt.izzysoft.de/fdroid/index/a
Оно просто имитирует сервисы, на деле не делает вообще ничего. После этого можно использовать любую патченую GCam.
Мне ещё пришлось установить Google Photos, чтобы нажатие на миниатюре из интерфейса камеры открывало фотографию в просмотре картинок. Пользоваться Photos при этом не нужно, надо эту мерзость скрыть и запретить себя ассоциироваться с любыми типами файлов, приложение просто должно быть установлено.

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