m0xEE @m0xee@librem.one

@enigmatico
Oh. Makes sense! 😂
@jonossaseuraava

@jonossaseuraava
Maybe he was talking about getting someone addicted to Mars chocolate bars and he delivered, we just don't know who that man is 😅
@enigmatico

@voidspace@mastodon.org.uk
Yup, it was so simple and straightforward. I can still make a plain html page, but it you look at the source of most pages nowadays, you can't even figure out what's happening in there — even without javasctipt.
When I want to change or hide something in the Firefox UI, it takes me several tries to figure out how to write these CSS descriptors correctly — it's too complicated 😩
@fuuma

@Mek101
Event viewer _might_ have more detailed description, but when you open it, you realize that errors actually happen all the time, like those weird DCOM errors that occur even on a perfectly functional system. In Windows no one sees the logs so if it doesn't BSOD or freeze, it's considered to just work 😄
@getimiskon @inference

@dave This is precisely what I was telling everyone back in 2014, to the ones who were repeating this stupidity: "B-b-but we need Crimea because Black Sea fleet. To deter NATO". This fleet is just sitting ducks for Turkey, a NATO member state, who has a sizeable fleet there that will make short work of the rusty Soviet boats. If anything happened in these waters, this fleet can't even leave without Turkey's approval as they control the straits 🤷

@splitshockvirus
> We all were going to die within 1-2 weeks
I hate time-limited quests! 🤪

@safi3@mstdn.starnix.network
Among other things that are useless in the smartphone era, I like watches. I have several inexpensive Swatch and Casio ones.
I did find the idea of smartwatch appealing at first: you can control music player without taking your phone out of your pocket and preview incoming messages…
I got one of the early smartwatches as a present to my friend for his birthday, had an opportunity to play around with it and… never got one for myself. I don't get the health monitoring features at all 🤷

@neural_meduza Мне он всегда нравился, но после такого ему уже пора завести страницу в Fediverse! 🐶

@safi3@mstdn.starnix.network
> should have stuff offline
This is why even my phone has 200 gigs of music and ~100 gigs of video. You know, just in case 😏

@nerdtronics@mstdn.starnix.network
> occult magick to suck the souls out of it's users eyesockets
And his name is Mark, like Mark Sandman from Morphine. Oh my God, everything falls into place!
Should we call him Mr. Sandman? 🤔
@safi3@mstdn.starnix.network

@nerdtronics@mstdn.starnix.network
I agree! If a woman is interested in you, she'll listen to you talking about weird computer shit for hours with genuine excitement. I remember telling girls in my high school about FidoNet and they were like: "Whoah! 😲"
And I knew a fair share of girls who were more tech-savvy than most guys — doesn't matter.
I just like the joke that you can't get laid without having Netflix subscription and such, so I play along 😄
@MischievousTomato

@nerdtronics@mstdn.starnix.network
But I do have an iPhone! A vintage one!
In fact, most of my hardware is Apple's, but some of it is even more "vintage" than that iPhone, is that girl prepared to handle that? Now that I think of it, some is probably even older than the girl 🤣
@MischievousTomato

@safi3@mstdn.starnix.network
But you could have watched it with the ladies, now they all will run away upon learning that you download stuff instead of streaming and use this federated instagram thing 😂
@nerdtronics@mstdn.starnix.network

@fcktheworld587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYF2mT-yy4o

@neural_meduza Электроголовка, это как в Space Truckers что ли?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yzQd28aFqQ
Отлично, но бросать стрелять по посетителям — преждевременно 😅

@thatbrickster
Being Apple abusers is what cool kids do nowadays! Like getting an M1 Mac and putting Linux on it 😅
@MischievousTomato @mangeurdenuage

@dommymommy What's old by Fedi standards? And do replies count as posts per day?
Anyway, it looks like it's the bottom row for me and although I do tell my friends I now have a social media account, I also tell them what Fedi is like and they are NOT interested 🤣

@thor I'd like to see their monastery 😅

@Mitsu Looks like something straight out of NetHack's false fortune cookies 😆

This song is called "Civil war. Offensive". And the band's name can be translated as "Polite refusal". It's something like Russian art-rock. The song is as you may have guessed about civil war that took place between dissolution of Russian Empire and formation of Soviet Union. It references some historical figures of that era. Song has a sequel called "Civil war. Retreat".
You should see these guys live even if it's performance for TV or radio. They are good!