m0xEE @m0xee@librem.one

@newt
I think you'll also need one of these cool receivers to answer this phone — so you don't have to take it out of your backpack every time.
Imagine the looks you'll get doing this while using public transportation 😂
@EffreyJepstein

@david I watch movies with opening scene like this on my Samsung TV quite often 😅

@PodunkPotato
Ten year old me was so dissatisfied they didn't take me to the movies to see The Lawnmower Man when it came out — I watched it only several years later. But now that I think about, it was a right decision — I might have ended up even more fscked up person 🤪
@milk

@rootbsd Women that have their hair done and wearing makeup in bed look just as "real" as anime gals 😅

@neglesaks@mstdn.io Box of joy… sticks 😄

@nerdtronics@mstdn.starnix.network Ah, it was a joke. Unlike the cool image you posted, Java logo not only lacks the noir aesthetic, it doesn't even have a spoon. It just sucks! 😌

@neural_meduza Идея неплохая! Но как же выйти из комы? Никто не предлагает голубую таблетку — или какую там таблетку должны предлагать?

@prehensile

@thor Or, as the rest of us calls them, unredheads 😅

@prehensile Beasts caged in the heart of a city 😼

@nerdtronics@mstdn.starnix.net
Is that a Java reference? It's got to be a Java reference 😆

@CedarHammock@mastodon.cloud Cart?! He has to use their patented 1-click purchase, I insist 😠

@Moon Motivation by intimidation? I see what you did here 😏

@fitheach
If you've left for good, it's your choice of course, but if you want to read it sometimes, try Nitter
It's Twitter how it's supposed to be — without all the bullshit. Very lightweight with minimal JavaScript
Screenshot is my custom CSS on top of base Nitter — hides even more things, it's just posts and full-sized images so I don't have to click it to see the whole thing
You can use any of the publicly-hosted instances: https://github.com/zedeus/nitter/wiki/Instances
Or host your own one
@deviantsemicolon618

@mathew And we thought that 2020 and 2021 already proved us that none of the dystopian and catastrophe fiction is in fact impossible… 😅

@mhzmodels@mastodon.social
Gomphotherium is pretty good too if you happen to have a system that has go toolchain (my PowerPC Macs that run MUSL flavour of VoidLinux don't 😔)
It even displays images aalib-style!

https://github.com/mrusme/gomphotherium

@famine Is that and underbarrel grenade launcher attached to a revolver? Looks badass AF 🤩

@fitheach
Isn't it the only good thing about Twitter — that having an account is not mandatory to browse public posts? 🤔
I hope they keep the API, I also don't have an account, but I read Twitter a lot using Nitter.
@deviantsemicolon618

@Mek101 The teeth that got removed (I don't know the correct name, molars probably) are used mostly for chewing food. House cats are perfectly fine without them — canned food is soft enough as it is and dry food my cats eat has small enough granules for them to just swallow without issues. The vet told me, she'd live a happy life without those teeth and, aside from not liking the vitamins and mouth care solution she was prescribed, she looks quite happy 😸