@newt @shrimp
TFW you're not young enough anymore to date older women 😭

@m0xee @shrimp why? You can date a 70yo grandma with big mansion, marry her, make her sign her will leaving you her entire estate, then fuck her to death. She will die happy and you will MASSIVELY PROFIT!

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@newt @shrimp
I'm not a fan of exploiting people, besides this grandma probably did nothing wrong, unless she's Melinda Gates 🤔

@m0xee @shrimp how is this exploiting? You will make her genuinely happy in her last days on Earth!

@newt @shrimp
Moral aspect. The intent makes the difference — if I'm doing it for profit, not out of genuine desire to make her happy, it would still be exploiting her for profit, unless she's paying me for it openly, but that would make it prostitution — which isn't something to be proud of either 🤷

@newt @shrimp @m0xee What about her children and grandchildren? I don't think it makes them happy that you exploited their mother/grandmother and then stole their inheritance.
@newt @shrimp @m0xee That would be weird. I don't think the church would let it happen, there is a word that I am looking for but have forgotten that they might see it as so it would be weird. Might as well marry the heir at that point.

@sim @shrimp @newt
Oh, they won't be a problem — you can always sell them for organs to that illegal Pakistani surgeon on the dark web for a few extra bucks. I'm left-leaning, I'm perfectly fine with that as long as they are bad people — and if all they are waiting for is for their grandma to die so they can claim their inheritance, they obviously are! Right?😏
No? Respect my political values!

@m0xee @shrimp @newt I mean, you are fucking their grandma to death after she signs the inheritance over at this point so that would make you as bad. Lol. Maybe they wouldn't want her to die either.
@sim @shrimp @m0xee is it better to die alone in a hospital of old age rather than of an earth-shattering orgasm with a young lover in bed?
@newt @shrimp @m0xee There are better ways to go. Like surrounded with your family at home, doing an activity that you love which is dangerous like hiking in the wilderness.

Big age gap relationships and golddigging disgust me so don't mind me. Lol.
@sim @shrimp @m0xee there is something unsettling about that, I agree. But then again, what other choice do old people have? Finding someone of the same age isn't any easier.

Mind you, most older people aren't terribly active, so hiking would involve a younger company anyway.
@newt @shrimp @m0xee At that point, I don't know how terribly worried I would be to have a lover. Although it is true that it isn't easy to find someone around the same age. I think that is why they pursue other things or focus on their family more.

True. Hiking in the wilderness would. Unless you join a walking group. I went on one and it was basically old retired people.
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Dying while hiking has an appeal. You just fall over, animals eat you, and your bones join the landscape you love.
@amerika @shrimp @m0xee @newt Well, assuming that your body is left behind and people don't attempt to come looking for it. But yes. There is an appeal to it.
@shrimp @amerika @m0xee @newt Sounds very you. Not sure if the shrimps will get your body first though.
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