I was *this* close to writing up a parody of Britney Spears's "Toxic" covering today's news story about heavy metals discovered in baby food. I restrained myself this time as it seemed like it might be in bad taste.
I wonder if the heavy metals had a bad taste?
(Sorry, I couldn't help myself)
Shouldn’t it be a parody of a heavy metal song?
@kyle Do it!
It would be totally metal.